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Bazile

Your First Words

Apparently I was a very entreprenurial kid My first words were - ''How much do you want for the cot?''...

1ozzy

G'day To Any Early Birds..

.. lurking in the background. Hopefully a nice day awaits....

Chipchopper

Water On Merury ?

Scientists now believe that water, exists in ice form on mercury, even though it is the closest planet to the sun. So, is it therefore feasible that water can be found somewhere between the two...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers....

Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds

A quest for paracetamol and flat coke has me up early. Six nations start today so will glued to the TV watching that whilst nursing my sore head. Hopefully you are all keeping well...

pastafreak

Wooohooo!! Night Owls...hooootwoooo!

I hope all the people of the night are well and happy, and have had a pleasant day.

jaffa19471

Joke

Prior to getting married, my future in-laws promised me an acre of land and a cow. I'm still waiting for the land !...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The...

LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning all. It's Thursday, not long 'til the weekend. Does anyone have anything nice planned? Whatever you're doing, have a fabulous day....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

WHITE RABBITS ! Good Wednesday morning xx another day another month..what's in store today ?

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning Birdies xx the last day of January..has just flown by... what's happening today ?

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning Birdies xx all is well..hope you are too..what joys lie ahead today for you ?

Rondy

The Crossword

A businessman, a vicar and a labourer were in the same train compartment. Each of them was doing the Times crossword. After a short time, the labourer put his pen in his pocket and rolled up his...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday morning I went past the cemetery, and I saw four guys walking around carrying a coffin. I went back past in the evening, and they were still carrying it. I think they've lost the plot....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Sunday morning.. how are all you birdies today ? Xx

LadyCG

Happy Saturday to you. Does anyone have any nice plans for this weekend? Nothing much planned here, apart from the usual routine. Looks like a tiny person has been messing with the under-floor heating...