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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The hardest part of making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake.
06:46 Thu 26th Jan 202311 answers, last by Ken4155 13:34 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Jahulaye

What Are Your Favourite Crisps/packet Snacks?

Mine are scampi flavoured fries, fish n chips, chicken n chips, cheese moments, bbq flavoured, scampe nik naks, rib m saucy nik naks, space invaders and tomato balls. Which are yours?...
11:39 Tue 28th Nov 201721 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:25 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Chipchopper

Space Invaders

How do I stop stupid ads from popping up on here?
06:17 Thu 26th Jan 20237 answers, last by douglas9401 22:23 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx community shopping for me today.. hopefully it will dry up a bit ...how about you..what joys lie in store today ?...
03:24 Thu 26th Jan 2023102 answers, last by Redhelen72 11:33 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Canary42

Burns Night

Some friends of mine are organising a combined Chinese New Year and Burns Night celebration supper - they're calling it Chinese Burns Night. I don't really want to go but they're twisting my arm.
13:00 Wed 25th Jan 20237 answers, last by MissTerious2 14:50 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I opened a chocolate bar and on the inside of the wrapper it said "You're a loser". I wouldn't have minded, but there was no competition on. To make things worse, it was a Boost....
06:47 Wed 25th Jan 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 13:17 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx Hope everyone is good today !
03:48 Wed 25th Jan 2023174 answers, last by anneasquith 10:37 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday Morning my wee birdies xx ready for it ?
05:32 Tue 24th Jan 2023170 answers, last by Zacs-Master 15:09 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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paross

Birds Singing Before Dawn

At 5.45am this morning there was bird singing in the pitch black. Does anyone know which birds do this?
16:27 Mon 23rd Jan 202313 answers, last by bobbinwales 07:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Bobby50

Dingbat Help Please.

Dingbat help please. 12” BEAK Any ideas anyone, thanks....
10:56 Mon 23rd Jan 20234 answers, last by kim001 11:45 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Chipchopper

So Cold...

I've added two new bird feeders, along with the existing one, due to the high demand during this cold snap. I now call it the "Birdmuda Triangle"...
09:06 Mon 23rd Jan 20239 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 11:04 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back....
06:44 Mon 23rd Jan 202311 answers, last by Ken4155 12:55 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning all xx hoping this finds you in good form
04:50 Mon 23rd Jan 202350 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:57 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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TonyEmpson

Balls Coming Onto Our Property From Private Basketball Court

When out property was built the developers left the communal Basketball/Football cage for the residents, which is at the end of our garden. Despite having a 7ft fence we constantly get footballs being...
16:27 Sun 22nd Jan 202312 answers, last by vulcan42 23:20 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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Bazile

Pee

I got detained for peeing into my local swimming pool ''But everyone pees in the pool '' , I protested . ''Not from the 50 feet diving board sir '' said the attendant...
12:37 Sun 22nd Jan 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 15:47 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away....
07:16 Sun 22nd Jan 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 18:07 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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1ozzy

Any Early Birds,,

,, feeling chirpy?
04:38 Sun 22nd Jan 202343 answers, last by Barmaid 09:33 Sun 22nd Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

(For full transparency I must declare that this is copied from a listener's input on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 yesterday.) I went to see my doctor the other day. "Doctor" I said "I keep mentioning...
09:05 Sat 21st Jan 202312 answers, last by bobbinwales 21:44 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Saturday is here. A day for catching up on what's you've missed all week. We'll be shopping and prepping for our Sunday lunch tomorrow with the in-laws and catching up on housework. An exciting day...
04:00 Sat 21st Jan 2023150 answers, last by LadyCG 10:25 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Hazlinny

River Songs

Today looking for songs which include the name of a river (Worldwide) - must include actual name, not just "river" - not sure how easy or difficult this might be! For starters "Ferry cross the Mersey"...
15:07 Fri 20th Jan 2023129 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 01:24 Sat 21st Jan 2023

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