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maggiebee

News

I've just saw on the news that a man has discovered how to do origami backwards! More on this story as it unfolds.....
09:12 Tue 13th Aug 20241 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:17 Wed 14th Aug 2024
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ladybirder

Dead Copper Beech Tree.

How can you tell if a Copper Beech tree has been poisoned or died of its own accord?  
10:59 Mon 12th Aug 20244 answers, last by ladybirder 13:45 Tue 13th Aug 2024
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William51

Crabs - Dad Joke - Fired.

 Why are crabs so bad at sharing?.   Because they are always shellfish.                                                                                            When does a joke become a dad... ...
11:52 Sun 05th May 20241 answer, last by Chipchopper 17:36 Mon 06th May 2024
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1ozzy

One Reason

Hedgehogs visit playgrounds    https://ibb.co/d2tGLKb ...
02:00 Thu 21st Mar 20242 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 07:14 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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Patsy33

A Quiet Life

The most quiet place I've ever lived was right above a Bowling Alley.   It was so quiet you could here a pin drop..
11:53 Fri 12th Jan 20242 answers, last by Khandro 21:35 Fri 12th Jan 2024
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Patsy33

Hawaiian Pizza

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today…Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
08:34 Fri 08th Dec 20234 answers, last by Barsel 11:39 Fri 08th Dec 2023
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds

Nothing planned except an essay on the human rights act and how it can impact my job! 🙄 I am too old to be writing papers for marking! I hope you have a super day whatever you have planned x
05:25 Thu 19th Oct 20236 answers, last by Redhelen72 11:31 Thu 19th Oct 2023
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Stargazer

Sausage Rolls

can anyone tell me what needs to be added to the sausage meat to make it less 'chewy'. My sausage meat comes from a quality butcher but when eating them the sausage filling. is heavy and very... ...
18:57 Sun 15th Oct 20238 answers, last by Barmaid 09:22 Mon 16th Oct 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..dogs don't use the internet  https://ibb.co/k5xs6Gj ...
07:07 Sat 14th Oct 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 03:49 Sun 15th Oct 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Morning Birdies.  Another Saturday and it's set to be a nice one.  I was unfortunately woken by another coughing fit.  Will it ever end? 😪   I made a nice big batch of soup yesterday so I don't... ...
03:03 Sat 07th Oct 202333 answers, last by LadyCG 08:36 Sat 07th Oct 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

Ducks enjoy hunting season. https://ibb.co/vHWgrjn ...
05:32 Fri 06th Oct 20235 answers, last by Ken4155 10:24 Sat 07th Oct 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..Millipedes don't enjoy Christmas.  https://ibb.co/CvpdMsT ...
08:10 Mon 25th Sep 20235 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:35 Tue 26th Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..to include lots of fibre in your diet. https://ibb.co/FYXd9cv...
07:10 Tue 12th Sep 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:19 Fri 15th Sep 2023
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1ozzy

Congratulations..

.. to India https://ibb.co/6J01hsZ...
03:58 Fri 25th Aug 20232 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:52 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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Mags22

Kalanchoe Plants

I have two kalanchoe plants that though flowering now have gone very leggy. Can I cut them back?
16:26 Sat 29th Apr 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:48 Sun 30th Apr 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Whenever there's an eclipse, my dad starts shaking and twitching. Lunar-tick!
06:44 Wed 01st Mar 20235 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:13 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that’s not funny, but he said it was an inside joke....
07:05 Mon 27th Feb 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 12:46 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
06:47 Fri 17th Feb 20238 answers, last by William51 08:34 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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tatty1

Footwear Quiz

2. found near the sink? (3,5) 3. eels? (8) 5. these can be personal! (8) 11. quarrels (5) 15. an aversion to blood (3,7) 18. fish (6) 27 you can't play tennis in these! (5,5) 33. cads in central...
14:27 Fri 20th Jan 202315 answers, last by Patsy33 14:59 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed? Everybody.
06:16 Wed 18th Jan 20235 answers, last by Ken4155 12:59 Wed 18th Jan 2023

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