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McMouse

Groaning is permitted

John Hill, his wife and their 3 children travelled from their home in a small English town to go trecking in the African bush They were expected back after 14 days, but did not return. After 6 months...
11:37 Wed 25th Mar 20094 answers, last by chrisrob 12:57 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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marval

Another groan

Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. "Certainly madam", he...
11:45 Wed 25th Mar 200910 answers, last by marval 22:14 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Gilbert & Sullivan

Fred Penn lives with his two aunties who run a cafe in the local town. The cafe is famous for its variety of pasties and Fred often helps them out by keeping the menu board up to date. This menu board...
15:33 Tue 24th Mar 20093 answers, last by no-knowledge 09:27 Wed 25th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Barrack Obama is visiting a Glasgow hospital

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, He greets one. The patient replies: Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye...
17:15 Tue 24th Mar 200911 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:02 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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furnitureman

Domain Hosting

I want to buy a Domain Name for the purpose of hosting the website myself but not sure what to look for or do. Some Registrars host for you but I just want the name. Also, my ip address is dynamic and...
10:40 Tue 24th Mar 20098 answers, last by AlwaysThere 12:18 Tue 28th May 2013
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Dilbert53

Employee of the week

Every week a restaurant had an employee of the week competition and every week a waiter called Yervaise wins it. The kitchen staff were getting fed up and their last hope was the man who washes up...
13:20 Tue 24th Mar 20092 answers, last by chrisrob 15:13 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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Iron-Horse

IE 7 Pro

Since getting my new computer last year I have had more crashes with Internet Explorer that I had even with the infamous Windows Millennium. I thought I had the answer when IE 7 Pro came along but I...
10:19 Tue 24th Mar 20099 answers, last by ChuckFickens 15:45 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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pomsta

driving license

l have a regular full driving license and l`m thiking of hiring self drive mini bus, is there a maximum seater l can hire on my license as l have noticed you can hire up to a 17 seater or would l need...
10:19 Tue 24th Mar 20093 answers, last by pomsta 14:12 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

It's like pulling teeth

The receptionist at my dentist's always uses a ball point pen to write up appointments. What you might call an in-biro dental list.
09:48 Tue 24th Mar 20093 answers, last by squarebear 10:05 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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CAJ1

How long do I have to wait for an appointment???

I had a blood test taken at hospital for allergies in penicillin, keflex and mivacurium last June. I had to wait more than 6 months for this appointment and then waited for more than 3 hours that day...
15:16 Mon 23rd Mar 20098 answers, last by CAJ1 21:17 Mon 23rd Mar 2009
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pussyfoot

Bangkok and kanchanaburi

Going to Thailand, anyone any idea of the distance between Bangkok and kanchanaburi (River kwai) is? Also from Bankok to laos & Bangkok to Cambodia. If you know of any sites that would give distances...
10:43 Mon 23rd Mar 20095 answers, last by chrisrob 10:55 Mon 23rd Mar 2009
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Puzzled001

Menthol/Eucalyptus/Lemon Drink-medfree

Hi, Does anyone know of a drink, either powder or cordial that contains menthol/eucalyptus and possibly lemon , preferably sugar free as i'm diabetic ,that does not contain medications , in other...
09:07 Sun 22nd Mar 200916 answers, last by Puzzled001 08:39 Tue 24th Mar 2009
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raguvun

Malicious Antivirus 360

Somehow I have got a malicious antivirus on to my home computer which is corupting different programmes. I am not even been able to go into my emails for a week. it will not allow me connection to the...
08:52 Sun 22nd Mar 20097 answers, last by ppss 07:31 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

hee hee

There are two cows in a field. Which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf
17:21 Fri 20th Mar 20098 answers, last by tamborine 09:03 Sat 21st Mar 2009
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BillySugger

Aardvark

never hurt anyone
19:42 Thu 19th Mar 20097 answers, last by craft1948 13:17 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Ho Ho Hee Hee

I used to file my nails, but I thought: 'what's the point in keeping them?'
19:22 Thu 19th Mar 20091 answer, last by chrisrob 09:21 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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tatu

security centre...how do i remove it from computer

i am etting a very annoying security centre page/box when i am opening up a site such as hotmail or ebay etc,,,it askes do i want to view certificate or open with security certificate yes or no...i do...
10:46 Thu 19th Mar 20096 answers, last by trish432 22:54 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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foxlair

Daffodils

We have a lot of daffodils this year with plenty of leaves but no flowers.Does anyone know what causes this and is there a cure. Thanks
18:24 Thu 19th Mar 20096 answers, last by foxlair 22:32 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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richardjhoop

Pardon me Ma'am.

A lady was walking her poodle (called "Chu-chu") through Regent's Park zoo. As she was passing the lions' cage one of the beasts passed a paw through the bars and pulled the poor animal through them...
17:47 Thu 19th Mar 20098 answers, last by squarebear 09:22 Fri 20th Mar 2009
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dave1982

help needed for a school teacher

Hi, i'm writing this to seek advice for a friend. She qualified as a teacher last summer and has been working at a junior school ever since (teaching 6-10 year olds), she's recently having doubts...
17:58 Thu 19th Mar 200910 answers, last by thugulike 17:29 Fri 27th Mar 2009

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