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Clean silver jewellery?

How should I care for and clean my silver jewellery?

You'll have heard this one before

At the last olympics, I saw this man carrying a long pole. "Are you a pole vaulter?" I called. "No, I'm a German but how did you know my name was Walter?"

masonmou

Can anyone tell me if there are standard weight restrictions on UK roads? I know that certain roads have restrictions imposed by the local council for reasons of safety etc but is there a general rule...

BillySugger

Josef Frietzel

Just heard on the news he's going to get a short sentence . Fair enough , he's got a big family to look after

bestmum

Gala Pie

Does anybody know the truth of how the egg gets tin the Gala Pie TIA.

McMouse

Are you allowed to eat

dog meat in UK?

chrisrob

Another couple of one liners

Field notice: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field free of charge but the bull charges. > > > > > Police were called to a nursery where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

gardenmad

Cats kneading

Why does my cat jump on my lap and then proceed to inflict me with his claws, purring loudly the while? He kneads me and it hurts. I know when kittens are born and they feed from mum they press down...

gelda

Site going AWOL

Why does this site keep crashing, I've been on it on and off for about 3 hours today and it's crashed 9 times!! I don't have this problem with ANY other site, it really gets on my nerves, does anyone...

slinkycat

cinderella

When Cinderella went to the 80's fancy dress ball she hardly recognised her footman in his George Michael costume, but there he was, Buttons dressed as Wham!

chrisrob

Consomm�

For a few weeks I'll have to be on a liquid diet. Does anyone know where I can buy consomm?? All the supermarkets I've searched have tins and sachets for all sorts of yummy soups but they'll all be...

harkatlisten

Casserole or stew

What is the difference between a stew and a casserole?

1ARMEDBANDIT

Sleep problem?

Does anyone know what this is? for the past few months once or twice a week I have been waking up suddenly about 3 or 4 am gasping for breath with my heart pounding in my chest , neck and head, I have...

slinkycat

punny?

A village was being terrorised by a fearsome, bloodthirsty Viking. Each week he rowed to shore from his longboat and forced the villagers to sacrifice a maiden so he could dine on her flesh. The...

lindylou16

Pun Day

I went to a German Restaurant the other day. Not a pleasant experience. The starter was saurkraut, and it was bloody awful. But the wurst was yet to come.

chetfan

Recovering Bookmarks

I lost my Firefox bookmarks by stupidly pressing default bookmarks while in safe mode, is there any way to get them restored back? I have two other browsers, safari and Internet Explorer with...

has

Digital camera Memory Cards

I think I may have lost the data on my memory card. Does anyone know what I can do to get them back? I formatted the card, then took some photos & video clips. Took the card to Boots to make a disc....

Madmonks

Yet another pun

When three Native American women were giving birth they were in the maternity teepee and two were lying on buffallo hides but the other one was lying on the hide of a hippopotamus. When they had...

Pudcat

Stone the crows

Where did the expression "Stone the Crows " come from?

ellemax

TV & PC connection

Does anyone knowhow I can connect my pc to an LG32LCDB television in order that I can use the tv as a screen for my pc?

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