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Scarlett
My friend and I shared 2 paninis in a roadside cafe (a big one) this afternoon. Since 6pm we have both been shaky, shivering and sick. I also have diarrhoea. It is clearly food poisoning. Last time I...
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curlyfilm
if its not one thing its another, i have just discovered i have a spot on my bottom, which has got me thinking about something we used to discuss, when i worked on ships why do adult film (you know...
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Panic Button
Will it work? Will the government manage to buy a computer system on time, on budget, that doesn't crash and the fraudsters can't manipulate?
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daisy48
Every Christmas we get a card from a cousin and her family. She alway's write's "To X,X and Fly" ( Meaning Family.) Wishing you etc etc. Lots of love from. Z,Z and Fly". Is this laziness or does she...
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Boo2
I am going on Thursday night and want to look my best but i can see a spot about to come up on my nose and also one on my cheek! I hardly ever get spots (and i hardly ever go out!) so can't believe my...
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bobtheturkey
im watching songs of praise with my favourite tartan rug over my knees whilst supping ovaltine from my jim bowen bullseye mug in my slightly musty armchair with lemon covers sporting fur lined zip up...
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ummmm
with someone you shouldn't have? What happened next?
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funkymoped
go with someone just because they were a millionaire ??? :-)
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curlyfilm
is it is better to do something and maybe regret it.... or do something and always regret never doing it.....
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crete
yes of abers not WITH abers. someone presumes tonight i was male , have you every been mistaken or confused of the sex of other abers ?
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curlyfilm
if you could live in a television programme, fictional or real what woud it be........ for me i'd like to live in the dukes of hazzard
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Amiira
Its very quiet here tonight. Where is everyone?
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curlyfilm
sorry i've been far to reserved of late........ so what is your favourite underwear,
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alenka402
..DO you like mee?
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Seppy051584
I just found out yesterday that I have an STD called Trichomonas. How could I have got it if I never had an affair on my husband?
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RATTER15
Does a helium cylinder get heavier as it become empty?
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nursecarla
Does anyone else dislike it as much as i do? :))))))))) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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nic2006
I am off to my christmas party tonight and wondered who else is too? Good time to ask for funny christmas party stories I think - will pass the rest of this slow Friday anyway!
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bobtheturkey
i tried dyeing the hairs on my backside a festive red and they have come out pink :(

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