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john1066

Cry Babies...

Do grown men cry? I do sometimes. Whose got the guts to admit it and what do you shed a tear at? Is'nt it embarrasing when your wife calls you a big baby.!!
18:27 Sat 07th Nov 200923 answers, last by 20SilkCut 00:22 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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gina32

high water bill

ive had a high water bill and all we keep being told to do is check the meter and see if we have a leak, a plumber said that for the amount of the bill if we had a leak we would have been floating out...
15:41 Sat 07th Nov 200921 answers, last by gina32 11:26 Tue 10th Nov 2009
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Katoninelive

Private Registration Plate

I've got a big birthday coming up in April & my husband wants to buy me a plate. I've been on all the sites but struggling to pick one for my name KATH. All they can come up with is, K400TTH,...
18:29 Thu 05th Nov 200911 answers, last by tali1 18:09 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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darren197373

A girl asks her doctor"

how many calories are in se@men?"the Doctor replys, "Honey ,if you swallow,nobody cares if you're fat"
18:11 Thu 05th Nov 20093 answers, last by darren197373 18:15 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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craft1948

You young ones.....tut tut

A kid was sitting on the stairs with his cat and a bag of Smarties. His mum was watching him. He put a Smartie in his mouth, bit the cat and moved down a step. He then put another Smartie in his...
17:59 Thu 05th Nov 20096 answers, last by redman41 15:58 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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darren197373

Sex has gone downhill

so i bought the wife a d1ldo.She said 'It looks like a giant carrot'.....which is ironic as her f@nny looks like a donkey yawning!
17:47 Thu 05th Nov 20094 answers, last by Marvel 21:12 Fri 06th Nov 2009
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darren197373

My uncle Kenny was a sh1t ventriloquist...

He used to sit me on his knee put his fingers up my @rse and tell me not to say anything....!
17:33 Thu 05th Nov 20097 answers, last by richardjhoop 12:28 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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darren197373

Just bought some sainsburys sausages

There's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front,On the back it says "twit with a fork" CANT ARGUE WITH THAT......!
17:15 Thu 05th Nov 200913 answers, last by MonkeyFace 17:31 Thu 05th Nov 2009
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darren197373

1970s/80s song

Heard this song on the way home from work but cannot think of song title,it goes bang bang the mighty fall,bang bang,sorry thats all i remember.
18:47 Mon 02nd Nov 20093 answers, last by Jumbuck 18:52 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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jpspeed

Chevrolet Kalos

My chevy kalos keeps misfiring. the engine managment kight will flash on and then go off when it has cleared. the plugs ht leads and coil pack have been changed but it it still the same. diagnostic...
09:09 Sat 31st Oct 20098 answers, last by josh-swansea 21:15 Wed 25th Nov 2009
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SurreyGuy

Fitting a BMW 328i exhaust to a 1997 323i - will it make much of a difference?

I've been told that fitting a 328i (twin pipe) exhaust system to my 1997 323i (which has a single pipe exhaust) will greatly improve the performance. Is that true or am I being fed duff info?...
13:52 Thu 29th Oct 20096 answers, last by tonyav 10:29 Fri 30th Oct 2009
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DEN53

Ford Focus 2000

When my son starts his engine - there is a high pitch screeching sound, it lasts for a second or two then disappears. Any ideas ?...
18:43 Thu 29th Oct 20097 answers, last by DEN53 17:09 Fri 30th Oct 2009
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darren197373

Fridge

Any advice on the best way to stop the freezer compartment freezing up every 2 weeks,the thermostat is on low and the fridge is only 15 months old,thanks in advance.
13:37 Tue 27th Oct 20095 answers, last by KARL 17:45 Tue 27th Oct 2009
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ditchy49

hi got isuzu trooper 3.0d keeps loosing power changed fuel filter and housing it struggles to start when been left as if theres no fuel any ideas thanks

07:47 Tue 27th Oct 20095 answers, last by TTG 11:19 Wed 28th Oct 2009
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pinkcowprint

mot cost,rav 4

my mot has just cost me 55quid!is that the average price?had a smaller car before the rav and never paid over 40quid,is it the bigger the car the more expensive??
14:36 Mon 26th Oct 20093 answers, last by darren197373 17:56 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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redhelen

who was the father of Heather's baby?

Hi, have not watched Eastenders in years but have seen on the news and heard girls talking about it at work - who did the deed?
18:50 Sun 25th Oct 200911 answers, last by Blades_fan 17:22 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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docspock

Sod the pots. I am off fishing.

Catch you laters.
09:43 Mon 26th Oct 20094 answers, last by darren197373 09:50 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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Mampara

Upgrade to 1 GB

I have 256 MB on my my PC and would like to upgrade to at least 1 GB. How do I go about doing this? Sorry it is such a basic question but I am an oldie!...
08:19 Mon 26th Oct 20094 answers, last by Mampara 10:00 Mon 26th Oct 2009
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carmy

80's song

my friend sang a song while on top of a big hill but nobody can remember who sings it..the only lyric we have is..climbing to the top the very very top everybody say..... ' thats all we have im...
19:46 Sat 24th Oct 20094 answers, last by carmy 07:38 Sun 25th Oct 2009
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wiltsman

What was my speed?

I recently got fined £60 with 3 points on my licence for doing 36mph in a 30mph zone. I did ask for the Gatso certificate of calibration, which I received with photos showing the car's position...
09:59 Fri 23rd Oct 200917 answers, last by KaptKopter 22:01 Sat 31st Oct 2009

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