It was a terrible night, blowing cold and was raining in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted, and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the...
One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "who can tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows. Finally, Little...
While registering at a hotel, a couple asked for a room with a double bed. The clerk Apologised and said that the only rooms available had twin beds. Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know....
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and...
Does anyone recall a guy / journalist who did a regular investigative programme , where he would take on / investigate rogue traders / bad guys .
I think it would have been a few years ago , now...
Trying to find details of a tv show that aired in the 90s. Almost certainly on itv on a Friday night and was about an amateur football league. Focused on one team (I think a pub team) and was almost...
I have just returned from a very pleasurable trip to America. My amiable host thought I would enjoy a day out at a famous golf tournament. I enjoyed the experience but why oh why do American golf...
I was thrown out of the local swimming pool yesterday because of the bulge in my speedos. When I pointed out other men were wearing speedos as well, the lifeguard told me 'Yes, but they haven't Sugar...
A couple was going at it in a barn down on the farm. In the process, the condom slipped off. The guy pokes around inside her with a straw and manages to lose that too. A while later they find out she...
PLEASE help. I remember a part from a film which involves a town with an invisible border around it and when someone tries to leave and cross this border and an invisible alien living out side appears...
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MUFC employees are all a buzz because they have been instructed to all attend some kind of annoucemnt tomorrow.
Anyone else heard anything?...
with Luiis Suarez saying he told Brendan he would like to move if Liverpool don't get in champions league. Pepe Reina asking for move (so Brendan says) now Stuart Downing saying he was being picked...
Hello one and all. Out of the many to choose from, which is your favourite group of the 90's?Mine is TTF - The Time Frequency.Many thanks in advance. Spoony :))...