1) what smell do you love? 2) What would you do if a wasp came into your window? 3) who is your favourite actor/actress? 4) what snack could you offer me right now? 5) Which family from...
It's **** and it always crashes on me and I have to wait til the battery runs flat before I have to charge it up and can then get it to do anything. Anyway I've recently added some new songs to my...
Both my wife and I can recall a classic winnie the pooh image of him holding a balloon in his hand and looking up at it. It is not the image of him floating up as a little black rain cloud. Despite us...
Ive just burnt both tops of my feet, dropped a jug of boiling gravy on them both, then rubbed them with a towel burst the blisters now its bloody painful and weeping, stupid stupid women
I woke up on tues evening to hear my dog violently heaving downstairs, i let her out but she was not sick. Since then she hasnt been eating properly and has had a bad stomach also. When i give her her...
You know when you have a bit of money to spend and you hit the shops but then you get a bit fed up because you can't find anything you like but you just have to buy something to make yourself feel...
Saw a news item tonight that states that there are some horrible bugs in your computer keyboard, stale food etc and even other bacteria from not washing hands after the loo. Now its not so bad for...
Yet like most men I get dragged around Tescos by the missus and it bores me to tears. I try to cheer myself up by secreting unlikely purchases into people's trolleys when they are not looking (ribbed...
And got flashed by the speed camera, but I was a bit drunk and driving on the wrong side, i.e.g. into oncoming traffic. Can I still get fined? I could not make out the speed limit signs as it would...
The other day I worked out mine. I'd had a bad day so decided to have a good old veg out for the night. It was only about one in the morning, after I had watched more than one chick flick, that I...
I've just got a car with an MP3 player in it, so I burned some of my favourite tracks onto MP3. It gave me the option to leave it open as a multi session disk, so I did. It played with no problem, and...
Well kin ell that hade us sorta fooled on benidorm but was that brill or was that brill. I am still in tears of laughter and we are going to watch it again now
Not Chatterbank radio, but CB radio...you know. "one, four a copy", "there's a breaker on the line"! I was just reminded of this and my mum used to really enjoy going on CB too. She was called...