'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom. 'OLD' IS WHEN 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the...
Dear Mum Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us...
I swear I saw that little dog on the National Accident Helpline wagging its supposedly injured tail whilst still bandaged. In fact he probably faked the whole thing just to get compo and enrich the...
Gave the grandkids 50p each to buy some sweets and they laughed and said it wasn't enough. I said that I used to go out with 50p in my pocket and get 2 mars bars, 2 kit kats 2 rolls of polo mints and...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What...
Tom's scrotum The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,...
Just helped my old dad finish the sat gk crossword, can anyone tell me the reason that there are shaded areas in the grid coressponding to the clues in BOLD. TIA. Dad has no idea and has never thought...
Did anyone else watch suits on Dave. I thought it reasonable if not a little predictable on a quiet tv night. Body of proof was ok too. Mind you I did record them to watch in the wee small hours of...