It's really not a big deal, but my profile says I have 22 best answers but only lists 14.
I honestly don't mind, but thought I should mention it in case there is a problem?...
Is there any way I can find out someone's address (yes it is a Christmas card). I have a partial address - road, district, town - but not the number of the house and it is a long road so no other way...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was...
Yorkshire folk Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied,...
People born before 1946 were called - The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called - The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called - Generation X. People born...
SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a...
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said,...
Very good storyline. (Can't decide which are the scariest - the weeping angels or cybermen - also can't believe I've been watching this series since I was 10!) I shall miss Amy and the cute Rory...
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £4,000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he...
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this...
This was asked to me by a female colleague earlier today whilst a group of us were discussing the murders at the Batman screening in Colorado. I'd never consciously considered it before - but it seems...
The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, What The Funicular, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ATD - At the Doctor's...
people out there posted a link for a free hosting site to enable an ABer to post pics. I've looked but can't find it. I would be grateful if you could post it again. TIA
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his job's feeding the chickens etc.. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no...
