A man is driving to work when the DJ on the radio says I have this great compotion today..It' a bit like mr&mrs,If some one rings in to say if they had sex this morning and where, I will ring up their...
im trying to find out what 'mcmxlvil' means its on the bottom of a certificate my dad got for crossing the equator when he was in the navy many yrs ago. ive found that mcmxlv mean 1946 (ithink) but...
Twins are conceived at the same time, as both babies are the same pregnancy. Hyperthetically, if the mother were to go into labour late one evening, and gave birth to the two babies either side of...
Not quite sure this is the right section to post this question in, but recent reports suggest that British people are flocking to live abroad. Would you want to live abroad, and if so where - and why?
I have some emails in Microsoft Outlook (2007) where the sender name is Russian (Cyrillic alphabet). The Cyrillic characters are not displayed, but are replaced by question marks. How can I correct...
On a wireless ADSL router, a blinking green WLAN light indicates activity on the WLAN interface (according to the user guide). The wireless network is secured with a password. If all the computers in...
The three wise men go to visit the baby in the manger. One of them is very tall, and bangs his head as he goes through the low door. "Jesus Christ" he shouts. Joseph says, write that down Mary, its...
He said he wanted to go back to where they first made love, in a field of cows. After half an hour of the most passionate love making session, with him thrusting and flaying his arms around, she said,...
I think I just heard my husband right.... A few days ago Terry Wogan said he was listening to the Jeremy Vine show & a correspondent phoned in saying his name was Drew Peacock! No one at the studio...
There's a guy in a pub. He walks up to a guy stood in the corner & says "Are you H.I.V.?". The guy punches him straight on the nose & walks off. So, he goes up to another guy and asks the same...
What is your favourite put down politically or otherwise? My own favourite has to be Winston Churchill on replying to Lady Astor's '' If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.'' he replied '' If...