Like Hannibal Lector in "Hannibal" I am very healthy and feel a need to return to public life. Should I apply to be a Smoking Warden? Getting paid to sit in a pub and dish out fines to the peasants...
would you most like to eat a cabbage with while listening to the greatest hits of rolf harris while sitting in a cardboard box throwing monkey nuts at the nearest seagull whils humming the them tune...
Whilst reading my local paper tonight they had a photograph of some road signs in Whitchurch Shropshire. They had polish directions written on them. The paper says it's a sign of the times here now....
The farm at the centre of the of the bird flu outbreak is resuming production. Around 159,000 turkeys were culled after the HN51 strain of bird flu was detected. Officials are trying to work out where...
I sadly once asked a bloke in burger king what was in a bacon double cheese burger. I had my reasons but the family that were with me found it highly amusing.
Not quite sure this is the right section to post this question in, but recent reports suggest that British people are flocking to live abroad. Would you want to live abroad, and if so where - and why?
1)the uneducated loser who sits at home all day and collect benefits and have adulterous online relationships without having any real idea who they're talking to 2) The care giver who is at home for...
What is the acceptable proximity of strangers in a queue? I ask because people in queues now seem to think it is perfectly acceptable to stand an inch behind you ( literally breathing down your neck )...
my fingernails are very soft and when they grow they curl under a bit and dont grow straight,is there anything i can do to help stop this happening and whats the best thing to strengthen them?
Please help. I have had to buy hipster jeans as they dont seem to make pretty "propper" jeans anymore. I am a good size 14 with a bit of mummy tummy. I have the darn things on and twice now appart...
watching sky news yesterday and i saw an item about an old guy from wales ,70 years old. he was off to china to marry a lovely 42 year old woman. who spoke no english but said shed just do as he told...