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Time For Awful-Groaning Christmas-Cracker Jokes

Over to you, let's have them...... What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan! What happened to the burglar who robbed a UK advent calendar factory?
He got 25 days... ...

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One For Ttt As In T W U A

The Weakest Link 'Strictly', final two left - one Kelvin Fletcher as the respondent. The question - 'Which city in Hampshire on the River Itchen was the capital of England?' His answer.... ...

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The Decline Of The Uk Towards A 3Rd World Dump

continues on....the latest being the sale of the Royal Mail to some Czech outfit, a 500 year old UK company down the Labour laundry tubes to the Dump. Disgraceful.....they're in a downward spiral... ...

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Are You Ready For Darren?

Already nasty out there, rain and wind gusts up to 60 mph .....tomorrow lunchtime being forecast to be the worst down here. Take care of yourselves if you are lifting up the west side of Britain... ...

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So South Kora Goes To The Dogs...?

Martial Law - why? Have the Northern Kims been stirring things up...?

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Grâce À Dieu, Et Plus Particulièrement Aux Équipes De Restauration.

C'est magnifique.....I want to see it in the flesh. For once, congrats to the French. https://youtu.be/hcTDAQ3XWRo ...

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Windows Coming Out Of Sleep Mode Issue.

Got a wee bit of an issue with getting back into my screen after Windows goes to sleep. Normally, I click on the space bar, then a box emerges centre-screen for me to click on that and, hey bingo,... ...

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Cremation Ads On Tv???

Buy a cremation funeral plan on the basis of the quality of the sausage rolls, probably burnt, the decision taken while wallowing in some gruesome shallow American-style 60s bath or having to... ...

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God Is Not A Whiteman, So Says The Coe

article in today's Daily Tel - and that the clergy are working to make him/(her?) more diverse...... Jeez - but one thing is sure...TTT, you'd better lower your expectations. Opinonions please -... ...

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Lord Botham Falls Into An Australian River

The alligators found him to tough to chew apparently.... Merv 'the Swerv' Hughes rescued him apparently....surprisingly so given their past form together..... BBC News......

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Bye Bye Tehran

BBC reporting that the Iranian government has been plotting to eliminate DT - a number of Iranian plants duly in FBI custody now. Now where's that hypersonic missile, Donald?

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So The Us Flexes It's Military Muscle - A Warning To Iran/Russia Et

Metro News reporting the States has just tested a hypersonic nuclear missile - now I wonder why? - just as the Trumpet becomes 'Emperor'.....

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Rugby Gaffes As To Tries Not Being Tries.

Was looking for this to send it onto a friend. I picked up on the post below this one while I was looking...Back to the... ...

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What A Pillock This Man Is?

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Tui New Inflight Meal Plan

Passengers delayed for eight hours after 'disgusting' cockroaches found on TUI flight | News | Metro... ...

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England V. All Blacks Game Live This P.m.

Any one know of a site to watch the England All Blacks game live - without subscription of course....or a minimal one? Thanks in advance

DTCwordfan

England V. All Blacks Game Live This P.m.

Any one know of a site to watch the England All Blacks game live - without subscription of course....or a minimal one? Thanks in advance

DTCwordfan

Ashford Castle Vs. The Lodge At Ashford Castle

Are they completely different hotels or does the Castle, a noted hotel that has been on that Amazing Hotels programme own the lodge - has anybody been there and what's the difference in... ...

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Queen Elizabeth Ii Lives On

Just on the Beeb News.....the projection of King Charles III & Queen Camilla on to the leaves of the Sydney Opera House Roof delayed by an hour....the cause - her aircraft-carrier was in the way!... ...

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Time For Awful-Groaning Christmas-Cracker Jokes

One For Ttt As In T W U A

The Decline Of The Uk Towards A 3Rd World Dump

Are You Ready For Darren?

So South Kora Goes To The Dogs...?

Grâce À Dieu, Et Plus Particulièrement Aux Équipes De Restauration.

Windows Coming Out Of Sleep Mode Issue.

Cremation Ads On Tv???

God Is Not A Whiteman, So Says The Coe

Lord Botham Falls Into An Australian River

Bye Bye Tehran

So The Us Flexes It's Military Muscle - A Warning To Iran/Russia Et

Rugby Gaffes As To Tries Not Being Tries.

What A Pillock This Man Is?

Tui New Inflight Meal Plan

England V. All Blacks Game Live This P.m.

England V. All Blacks Game Live This P.m.

Ashford Castle Vs. The Lodge At Ashford Castle

Queen Elizabeth Ii Lives On

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