Site - Jerusalem, Calvary - three guys hanging about, some spectators and Roman soldiers watching on. "Peter, Peter, come to me" "I'm coming, Lord. Let me through my Lord wants me." "Lord, I'm here...
A man wonders if having sex on Good Friday is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My...
Question on a Mobile Phone Contract? Situation - one Sony mobile phone that is a piece of crap as it loves to randomly call people on my list, esp. my youngest sister, annoying for her and annoying...
Prompted by a message from Queenie as to Nungate being phoned for, I responded that this week, a letter came through from Western Power addressed to my father. He died in 1989. Are Utility companies...
"Is that the Ballycashel Echo?" asks Mick. "How much would it be to put an ad in your paper?" "Five pounds an inch," a woman replies. "Why? What are you selling?" "A ten-foot ladder," said Mick before...
Seamus opens the newspaper and is shocked to see his OWN obituary. In a panic, he phones his friend, Paddy, and asks: "Did you see the paper?! "They say I died!" Paddy replies: "Yes, I saw it! So,...
Surprise?
The Beeb documentary on at the moment.
Loans and funds galore, it seems.
Anyone want to speculate on the ties between Trump Towers and Neuilly-sur-Seine?...
Just cooked a ribeye off, 4 turns of the steak inc the flip overs, 2 minutes each turn for rare. Then to rest, slice and put it in a marinade of e.v. oil, basalmic, diced lemon rind and fresh chilli...
In an Irish courtroom twelve men, true and honest, sober (well sort of) and intelligent (well sort of) sat on the jury. After the trial, the Judge asked for their verdict. 'We find the man who stole...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the Irish accountancy exam. Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have? Paddy:...
An Antiques Road Trip competitor, Thomas Plant travelling in County Clare, Ireland came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere 200 Euros the skull of Brian...
This one from the DT? (some credibility to it)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/03/31/polar-bears-spotted-scotland-animals-flee-melting-arctic-ice/
Your favourite or in the past?...
The AB Brexit Play ( http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Answerbank-Suggestions/Question1545727.html ) ....AOG to go into drag and play Nicola, The Ed as Theresa, Andy H as Corbyn, Mikey as Kinnock.......
