http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene Justifiable or just tongue-in-cheek? And they ought to apologise for their continued...
And the hottest, where and how high? Montreal for me -34 (both in C and F - where the crossover occurs) and Kuwait at Minas Abbas where it was 50C (the humidity low) (One of the worst was Muscat at...
A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
I just popped over to my Cornish Grandma's, near Redruth, and you've got to hand it to her. At 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the...
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can't stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, "I have a question I need to ask you but I don't want to offend you." The...
I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.
Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules......
Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your Honor," Dan...
Triplets from China: Fu, Bu and Chu emigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu, called himself "Buck." Chu called himself "Chuck." Fu...
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and...
Just been a rather reflective meditative ad for a later programme showing a church and like a side chapter house or chapel through the trees, a river or lake in between. Anyone know where it is?
There was a recent programme where the Scot who has the auction house in Carlisle, Paul? found a very early camera with colloid accessories and bought it for £60. It sold at auction for £20k,...
Why isn't David Attenborough a Lord, like his brother? 91 and still producing amazing films that border on new research and understanding of our world. Okay, there is some controversy to outside...
Sqad - my 19 year old girl is out in Israel at the moment on a gap programme. She says that she is having issues with multiple vomits and nose bleeds, periods of high fever and then going hot and...