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Three Americans and three Scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going...
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Following NoM's thread on 'How do you eat yours?' I'm just wondering what rich stories you have of things going wrong in your kitchen or that of others. I added this one about getting one's con carne...
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Irma it is not, that is the good news; fingers crossed on that front that my sis and bro-in-law's Fort Lauderdale property is okay. Sunday evening here, a rather nice glass of Chorey-les-Beaunes...
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detective arresting the old thugs, reportedly showing colours.....9 thanks in advance, been up since early and needing a nap!...
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Following on from the Prince George at school thread..... Mine was in Bolton-le-Sands, a primary on the A6 right next to a humpback bridge on the canal, one Mrs Swain running the establishment and...
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following on from this from maggiebee (xx) http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1565991.html three Essex blondes go hunting in Alaska. They came to a fork in the road -...
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Following on from the 'is mikey on the wagon?' thread, the question being other than the basic 12 year old which I was given more my birthday, have you ever tried one of these premium Strathisla...
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Especially those ones that embarrassed your parents would be good! Two of my first memories came when I was three, the parents taking me and my newborn sis to Callander and Loch Katrine, the memory of...
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I went for dinner with a friend last night, a lovely relatively new restaurant down here, the chef having worked for the Savoy and Michel Roux - he started a week before Monica Galetti....
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Anybody watching? Nice to see the Belgians honouring our (Commonwealth and Allied) troops from Passchendale. Having been there, it's amazing how much of the old town was saved or rebuilt....
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Two atoms are talking. One says, "I think that I have lost an electron." Second atom says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I;m positive."...
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Pictures just coming in on the local news of a 'major incident' from the storms hitting the Lizard around Coverack......hope you and the OH are okay......
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theoretical question for a book I am proofing - don't think you can, so an issue of credibility. thanks in advance...
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Flew back from training o-seas for Bradley Lowery's funeral - and, apparently, they meant a lot to each other. This is one of these stories that shows footballers in a good light, whatever they earn....
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Is Office 365 worth sixty quid a year? What are the supposed benefits? Any compatability issues with Word and Excel - which I use most? Thanks...
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Any one know?.....it's known here as the 'penis plant.' Got the angle of dangle wrong in the tinypic as it needs rotating..... http://i65.tinypic.com/wrcemg.jpg...
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7 retirements for injury now and that's just the men..... the issue being the wounded are coming through, rather than allowing the fitter players to take up round 1, just because the winnings for...
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Open letter to Number 10. The Dups get their pay off The Scots, Welsh, and even the SW are demanding inward investment by hook or crook The Police need funding The Prisons need funding Counter...
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Suggest that you have a fire-extinguisher on hand when you light the cake! xx https://readingacts.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/1000-candles.jpg...
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Impressive Mongolian bass - won round 2, and the song last night Now the English soprano, winner round 3, and a major voice on her..... Your comments/winner?...

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