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Can we top this one, this end-Feb-March? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242198/Youre-going-dressed-like-Snow-joke-did-.html Tasteful that this isn't........
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Just spoken to the family - as some of us thought, things are in limbo as they need the coroner's examination - despite Mikey's heart consultant having paperwork to the state of his plumbing........
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One day notice on this - turns out to be a wrong e-mail sent.....!!! What a screw up However, they are dropping the service in 90 days. I have put them on notice that I will be terminating the...
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Extra bite in them - my daughter bought a pack of their 12x blueberry muffins yesterday as they were out of the big ones (and she likes them). It was fairly late on around 4pm as we were waiting for a...
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Have just had a call from Mikey's sister - and appalling news - unfortunately, he has passed away and at a relatively young age (well under 65), a massive heart attack as I understand. Mikey was...
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Our Mikey walked into a Swansea post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with...
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An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sat in a bar… They were having a pint when the Englishman’s son walks in, He proudly announces that his sons name is George as he was born on St George’s...
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The daughter still here....problems still with her stomach and saw the GP and gastro doc yesterday, (after a lack of comms between them but they came together). The daughter has given a sample for a...
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old arab nation included in small article (7) - is holding me up from finishing s---c-e
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They are the only two cities in the world where you can get sex with chips.......
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A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone. He then orders...
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Long and short of this....the daughter, 19, over here has been having a number of medical issues. * signs in her body of a past virus, pneumonia related * signs of something gut-wise that landed her...
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The Carols please.....yes I thought about Quizzes but this is a little wider for the AB Christmas. 1. Bleached Yule 2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration 3. Singular Yearning for the...
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Thought it would be better presented as a separate thread rather than an addendum to the first question a few weeks back. Excuse me for this A follow up, Sqad, as my daughter is with me now and it's...
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Are we surprised? Any comments to him? BBC intermediate news at 9 the source....
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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife:...
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One to get Minty going on her Hail Marys.... Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her...
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Why hasn't he been made Lord like his brother? Surely his contribution to TV and Planet Earth merits it - or what has he done wrong?...
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An Irishman goes on to a building site looking for a job and is told by the foreman that he will have to undertake a brief test. ‘Fine,’ says the Irishman. ‘OK then,’ says the foreman....
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Paddy goes to join the IRA and is going through his interview very well the interviewer says to him.... "OK Paddy just one more task and one more question before we accept you" He then handed Paddy...

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