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The Halloween Party

A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver can't stop staring at her. So she asks him why is he staring and he answers, "I have a question I need to ask you but I don't want to offend you." The...
17:16 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by murraymints 17:19 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Halloween Down Here In Cornwall

I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules......
17:14 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by murraymints 17:18 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Identical Twins

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. "OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce." "Well, your Honor," Dan...
16:58 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Triplets

Triplets from China: Fu, Bu and Chu emigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names. Bu, called himself "Buck." Chu called himself "Chuck." Fu...
16:47 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:49 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Twins - The Centenary

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St.Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," told a photographer to get over there and...
16:42 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:51 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Have No Avatars At All

Not the end of the world but is this a problem at your end - or my end and, if the latter, how do I get them back.
11:21 Thu 26th Oct 201718 answers, last by yogi-bear 17:48 Thu 26th Oct 2017
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Bbc Advert - Which Church?

Just been a rather reflective meditative ad for a later programme showing a church and like a side chapter house or chapel through the trees, a river or lake in between. Anyone know where it is?
17:31 Tue 24th Oct 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:31 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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Theoretical Tax Question - Bbc Antiques Roadshow Massive Sale

There was a recent programme where the Scot who has the auction house in Carlisle, Paul? found a very early camera with colloid accessories and bought it for £60. It sold at auction for £20k,...
17:29 Tue 24th Oct 20178 answers, last by murraymints 10:30 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Open Request To No 10 And Buck Pal.

Why isn't David Attenborough a Lord, like his brother? 91 and still producing amazing films that border on new research and understanding of our world. Okay, there is some controversy to outside...
18:24 Mon 23rd Oct 201711 answers, last by -Talbot- 00:22 Tue 24th Oct 2017
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One For Sqad

Sqad - my 19 year old girl is out in Israel at the moment on a gap programme. She says that she is having issues with multiple vomits and nose bleeds, periods of high fever and then going hot and...
11:08 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:02 Thu 14th Dec 2017
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Children

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on...
11:27 Thu 12th Oct 20171 answer, last by murraymints 11:29 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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A Cultural Misunderstanding

Currency Exchange "A Hindu man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 5000 rupees and walked out with $100. The following week, he walked in with another 5000 rupees, and was handed...
16:31 Mon 09th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 16:35 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Happy Birthday Sir Alec

Happy Birthday, Sir Alec.....hope it's a good one wherever you are.... one cake as well from the depths of the AB bakery http://fuzzytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cake3.jpg...
09:19 Sun 08th Oct 201733 answers, last by Tilly2 19:03 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Ryanair Number 2

Ryanair's, Micheal O'Leary, arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat...
13:29 Sun 01st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:30 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Ryanair

Paddy phones Ryanair to book a flight. The operator asks, “How many people are you flying with you?” Paddy replies, “I don't know its your ffecking plane!”...
13:23 Sun 01st Oct 20174 answers, last by Togo 17:13 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Anybody Watching This Beeb Programme On Ellies.

Jeez, you learn something every day. An elly has 4 molars and they can weigh up to 5 kilos each! They also conveyor belt them through their life, pushing out the old, ground-down, ones to let new ones...
16:56 Sun 24th Sep 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:14 Sun 24th Sep 2017
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For Sqad Probably - Food Poisoning

Had a roast chicken Monday evening, well cooked and still 3 days to user date. A little nausea just before bed, nothing produced. Woke at 1,15 - blinding headache, eventually nodded off but fitful....
10:34 Wed 20th Sep 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:29 Wed 20th Sep 2017
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New Apple Phone The I9

Apparently, Apple are not going to release the i9 as the next model - they know it will be a flop in Germany.
09:54 Wed 13th Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 12:10 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Fancy Your Dinner On These 'plates'

Unbelievable Personally, I don't see why I should eat my meal from something that has come off a building site or out of a builder's supplier....
15:51 Tue 12th Sep 201753 answers, last by mazie 23:02 Tue 12th Sep 2017

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