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My Inventions

Did you all know that I am a world-class inventor? Here's my list of things that I have created, the list in the format of a Generation Game conveyor belt. Please add yours..... A pedal powered...
07:28 Mon 21st May 201816 answers, last by Georgiesmum 20:17 Mon 21st May 2018
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So Abramovich Can't Get His Visa Renewed

What's this all about? Putin linkages? He's been out of the UK since April 1 apparently, not even a day back in his Kensington Kremlin. Bet's he's *issed that he couldn't watch Chelsea Dynamo...
17:49 Sun 20th May 201810 answers, last by ichkeria 11:39 Tue 22nd May 2018
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Royal Wedding Caption Competition

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2018/05/19/TELEMMGLPICT000164016925_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqXfJMPfENEq5oPh9E8lUElbXot50Qc_vM60sRY4jpCKQ.jpeg?imwidth=1400 Prince Philip, "What are you thinking...
09:37 Sun 20th May 201851 answers, last by Cloverjo 21:45 Sun 20th May 2018
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Royal Wedding - Truly Awful Tat

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5af5ddf62000002e00b913cb.jpeg?cache=vEMzeVi6S8&ops=scalefit_630_noupscale Unbelievably bad tat, poor taste and what happened to control from Buck House.....I...
10:45 Tue 15th May 201826 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:48 Tue 15th May 2018
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Dt Check

Is 24a Heyer? Historical novelist greeting the queen (poor clue IMO as who has heard of some historical novelist from the 1930s.....except historians). and lingerie comes back to life 21a unzips? Ta...
09:43 Sat 12th May 20187 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:28 Sat 12th May 2018
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Variation On An Old One - Up To Date....

"My wife has recently gone back to the West Indies." "Jamaica?" "No that Amber Rudd sent her."...
12:08 Fri 04th May 20181 answer, last by spathiphyllum 13:44 Fri 04th May 2018
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A Priest 2

A Priest was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives, a Minty look-alike, in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So the Minty...
07:39 Mon 30th Apr 201812 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:51 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Images In Google Not Opening Up

only about a third of photos appearing on a page and when one is double-clicked on, it won't pop up with the details/visit etc.....what's going on? thanks...
15:02 Sat 28th Apr 20185 answers, last by jno 19:42 Fri 11th May 2018
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It's A Boy.....

It finally happened. the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth to a baby boy today. The baby weighed about eight and a half pounds. Americans in London have been asking, 'How much is that in dollars?'...
17:55 Mon 23rd Apr 20183 answers, last by Jordyboy9 19:56 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Irish Police

Man runs out of a West Belfast pub with his arms on fire The local Garda catch him and charge him with having a pair of armalites....
19:34 Sat 21st Apr 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:21 Sun 22nd Apr 2018
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Stuttering Problem

Following on from Volty's stutter... A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem. The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal...
17:24 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:29 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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One Liner

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
20:52 Fri 13th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:22 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Sweet Suicide

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
20:31 Fri 13th Apr 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 09:58 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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10+1 Things Not To Say To A Policeman

I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. Sorry officer, I didn't...
15:57 Wed 11th Apr 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 17:05 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Intelligence

A Scottish psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend £12.99, your dog is smarter than you....
15:49 Wed 11th Apr 20182 answers, last by marval 17:04 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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For Sqad - Update On Daughter.

Sqad, a call came in this pm for my daughter from her GP - bloods have confirmed Lyme's and the Borrelia burgdorferi strain, an American one, so likely the source was one of the Houston floodwaters,...
19:59 Fri 06th Apr 20187 answers, last by NoMercy 10:08 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Queen Of Mean Is Alive And Thriving - I Think!?

She's just contacted me and says she is doing fine, things coming together, so I assume her and her Dad's move - and her diabetes etc. It was her Dad's b-day recently so some festivities for that....
19:17 Tue 03rd Apr 20183 answers, last by marval 21:41 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Happy Easter To All Of Ab

What's up today - and hope you aren't hanging out, like this mob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo...
11:45 Fri 30th Mar 201821 answers, last by Strawberry5 09:35 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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International Law Poser - The Satellite

This Chinese bus is coming down today, the scientists no idea of where it will hit earth and a good chance that some of it will be intact. If it hit a home and caused major damage, say (ok very...
07:57 Fri 30th Mar 20182 answers, last by mushroom25 13:05 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Mother Superior 2 - Follow Up To Volty's Sins

The Medical Nurse at a convent, requests a meeting with the Mother Superior, the priest and the Archbishop. "And why have you requested this meeting, my child?" asks the Mother Superior. "Reverend...
19:46 Wed 28th Mar 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 19:52 Wed 28th Mar 2018

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