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One For Pasta - Female Gorilla?

Plymouth is investing in this wonderful statue in front of its Theatre Royal, titled 'Messenger' and based off some female actor. 22 ft high, ten tonnes of bronze and some half a million spent on it....
18:08 Mon 18th Mar 201920 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:48 Tue 19th Mar 2019
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 3

Paddy is on who wants to be a millionaire. Jeremy Clarkson asks 'for £200, who was the great train robber? a) ronnie corbett. b) ronnie wood. c) ronnie barker or d) ronnie biggs?' Paddy say's 'I've...
17:07 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 22:25 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 2

Following on from marval's joke on the Irish contestant A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." Her husband asks, "Is...
17:01 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 22:24 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Tonyav Will Be Happy That Revenge Is Sweet

...inn scoring the winning goal...what a Brummie prattt https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11688/11660885/jack-grealish-attacked-by-pitch-invader-in-birmingham-vs-aston-villa-game It's disgusting...
21:25 Sun 10th Mar 201910 answers, last by -Talbot- 22:15 Sun 10th Mar 2019
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Happy Birthday Pixie

Happy Birthday to our special AB Pixie and in hoping it is a really good one and memorable xx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ae/15/8a/ae158a5487681c98d5aa7b35f87b0309.jpg...
07:06 Fri 01st Mar 201924 answers, last by pixie374 11:15 Sat 02nd Mar 2019
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Dirty Laundry 2

(I used to live in Belgium and the Flemish asked me to tell this one repeatedly...last time it was in a restaurant and I was wearing each one until the last one - that was in my pocket.) A brilliant...
20:05 Wed 27th Feb 20192 answers, last by marval 22:20 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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6 Years, A Long Time But.....

6 years ago today our Owdhamer passed away. Hope he has sorted out the betting on the gee-gees up there at Asgod or Saintree racecourses..... However, my, how time flies. If Mrs Owd is looking in, our...
19:01 Tue 26th Feb 20198 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:56 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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Jac Russell

I've just bought a Jack Russell that's nearly all black and brown. There's a small patch of white on his underbelly and a few spots of white too. I've decided to call him 'England'........
13:42 Wed 20th Feb 20191 answer, last by retrocop 16:16 Wed 20th Feb 2019
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Anybody Been Lucky?

Can this be topped? Happy Valentine's Day to all the AB gals. https://www.flowerbx.com/same-day/same-day-red-naomi-100v...
11:57 Thu 14th Feb 201966 answers, last by Calicogirl 22:01 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Mother's Day

Woman goes to the Social Services and is asked to fill in a form with all her ten children's names. "Ms. Jamieson, I can't help but notice but you've put down Jamie ten times though you have given me...
21:04 Wed 13th Feb 20192 answers, last by marval 23:05 Wed 13th Feb 2019
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue......

Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or...
18:53 Mon 11th Feb 201931 answers, last by maggiebee 18:26 Tue 12th Feb 2019
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Desert Island

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at...
13:51 Sun 10th Feb 20191 answer, last by Hopkirk 11:18 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Following On From Naomi's Expressions Thread - Wrong Interpretations.....

My favourite recently - the Guardian and reported in Private Eye. 'The Norfolk police breathalysed both Prince Philip and the female driver of the Kia. Both were found to be negative. This is a first...
17:06 Mon 04th Feb 20198 answers, last by woofgang 21:02 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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A Guy Pulls A Tiny Piano Out From Under His Trench Coat And Places It On The Bar...

A few people stop to watch what he's doing. He then reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench. By now a crowd of people has gathered to see what is going on. Finally, the man pulls out a man that is...
17:09 Sun 03rd Feb 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 10:44 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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The Welsh Train Has Already Come Off The Tracks.

1st half of the rugby in Paris over - the Welsh kicking rubbish, passes dropped, and the pack too slow to the breakdown. Ouch.....anybody else watching this misery...
20:55 Fri 01st Feb 201915 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:13 Fri 01st Feb 2019
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African Viruses - Problems In Hospital

A man returns to the UK from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to King's College hospital in London, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes...
19:43 Mon 28th Jan 20193 answers, last by retrocop 17:53 Tue 29th Jan 2019
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Ab Philosophy

There are only two things for any ABer to worry (and write) about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things...
19:37 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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Tim Vine Puns

I didn't tell you that I've recently got a job as putting a spout on a teapot. I'm the pourer for it The other day, someone said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio?" I said, "Well, what's so good...
12:29 Thu 24th Jan 201934 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 00:04 Fri 25th Jan 2019
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Daughter's Mobile Phone - Billed For Call She Didn't Make.

Daughter has been billed some 30 quid for a call she didn't make - to Pakistan. She knows nobody out there and the phone has been with her at all times. O2 wanting to bill her - how does she handle it...
14:40 Sun 20th Jan 201916 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:09 Sun 20th Jan 2019
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Philip

BBC News - the D of Edinburger in a car crash near Sandringham ,his R-Rover overturned, uninjured but what the hell is a 98 year old man doing driving.....I don't care if he is in the royal family...
18:09 Thu 17th Jan 2019179 answers, last by Khandro 08:31 Sun 20th Jan 2019

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