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Well Thanks For All For Your Inspiration

Didn't use you on the 4th....the DT have just delivered a DT notebook and pen for the Saturday prize crossword as runner up. You provided the inspiration! Just seen the newspaper where the results...
14:45 Wed 09th Jan 20194 answers, last by Lie-in King 14:59 Wed 09th Jan 2019
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Christmas Cracker Joke Time

Christmas Cracker joke time - from your little explosive paper things today.... such as: What do you call a Santa who doesn't believe in the Nativity, Christianity or any religion? A Slaetheist.........
08:22 Tue 25th Dec 201814 answers, last by Maydup 10:42 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Happy Birthday Pixie's Granddaughter

Happy Birthday - guess we are growing up very quickly now! (Shhhh Nana will be feeling her age today!) xx https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4e/e7/fb/4ee7fbb2bc3f145edcaf91e2f9428a51.jpg...
08:15 Tue 25th Dec 20185 answers, last by pixie374 21:10 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Happy Christmas

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pisshed off that Santa was never around to...
15:51 Sun 23rd Dec 2018
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Russian Immigrants Now?

Come ashore and our Cornish farmers/miners will see you off. Can't we hold them hostage? What would you do with them? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46602615...
12:29 Tue 18th Dec 201822 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:06 Wed 19th Dec 2018
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The Bar....the Bet

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man...
17:51 Sun 09th Dec 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 20:31 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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Following On From Canary's 'jo Public'....

It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of...
19:43 Wed 05th Dec 20183 answers, last by Ken4155 13:37 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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A Little Bit Of Fun....cybermonday

Have just received an e-mail from an online company called 'Naughty Knickers' and they are promisjng 'everything with 30% off' - the mind boggles at the prospect of knickers already down the legs by...
17:48 Mon 26th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:26 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Some Fun - Haiku

Have just described a Haiku to my mother, a question of Pointless..... 3 lines, 5 syllables for lines 1 and 3 and 7 for the middle one, doesn't have to rhyme.... I've just written one for her....it...
17:58 Wed 21st Nov 201859 answers, last by Canary42 17:37 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Robin Reliant Drivers

As a senior citizen was driving his Reliant Regal down the M42 towards the NRC, his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Dennis, I just heard on the news that...
17:46 Fri 16th Nov 20187 answers, last by vulcan42 13:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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Hedgehog Joke

Following on from Patsy's - an old one. Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do...
17:44 Fri 16th Nov 20185 answers, last by elliemay1 13:18 Sun 18th Nov 2018
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Girls - Who Is Interested - Diamond Sales

Record for a 19 carat pink flawless diamond at £38 mln with Christies - if interested, pursue or ask Harry Winston for it.... Quite a stone?...
19:32 Wed 14th Nov 201812 answers, last by Ishaque 14:46 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Westminster Abbey

Following on from the earlier thread, I note: 1. I have not seen Corbyn in the congregation - I may be wrong but I have been preparing supper for the mater. 2. The first time that I have seen two...
18:29 Sun 11th Nov 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:18 Sun 11th Nov 2018
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England South Africa Rugby

Anybody know of a streaming site that is free for this match? Thanks.......
14:48 Sat 03rd Nov 20182 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:17 Sat 03rd Nov 2018
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Halloween Music

What's your favourite spooky music....these Gregorian chants always put the fear up the wee ones in the States, cascading down from upstairs, just one purple strip light up there and then coffee...
21:01 Wed 31st Oct 20182 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:11 Wed 31st Oct 2018
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One For Bananasplits

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex. Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi...
16:58 Mon 29th Oct 20187 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:58 Mon 29th Oct 2018
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Sex With A Japanese Woman

I had sex with a Japanese woman once. It was great. She made me origami three times....
16:06 Mon 29th Oct 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 14:07 Tue 30th Oct 2018
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Coffee Time

What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic? Sanka What Are You If You Name Your Cats 'Cream and Sugar'? You're probably drinking too much coffee What Did the Barista's Valentine Say? Words cannot...
18:43 Sat 27th Oct 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 10:20 Sun 28th Oct 2018
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This Man Went To The Pub

Spicerack walks into a bar and the barman asks for ID. "You've got to be kidding," he said. "I'm almost 60 years old." The barman apologized, but said he had to see the licence. Spicerack showed his...
14:56 Fri 26th Oct 20181 answer, last by Spicerack 14:58 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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So What Do Abers Think Of Lord Sugar?

Open ended question.....?
10:01 Wed 24th Oct 201859 answers, last by AuntLydia 13:26 Fri 26th Oct 2018

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