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Happy Birthday B00

Happy Birthday, B00, hope you have a great day, lots of treats and tipples - and time for a slice of AB cake....xx...
08:40 Wed 28th Mar 201812 answers, last by Togo 20:23 Wed 28th Mar 2018
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Rabbit Joke - Again

This mate of mine comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead, stiff and pushing up the daisies, and my mate panics. He thinks...
19:48 Mon 26th Mar 20184 answers, last by Bazile 16:06 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Anybody Applied For Residency In The Uk?

Would anybody know the format of the process for this one? My daughter hold two passports, one Brit the other American - she was born in Holland. She's now thinking about attending Uni in the UK to...
10:43 Mon 26th Mar 20186 answers, last by KARL 17:54 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Remember All Those Symptoms, Sqad?

of my daughter's...... the bleeding ***, vaginally, nose, the migraines, the rashes (legs and mons), lock up of the ankles and knees. Now diagnosed as Lyme's disease, a doc with experience of the...
18:04 Sun 25th Mar 20182 answers, last by Sqad 18:14 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Funeral Preparations - 2

A woman goes into the local newspaper office, the 'Yorkshire Yawn,' to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary...
20:54 Thu 22nd Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 21:03 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Funeral Preparations

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be...
20:44 Thu 22nd Mar 20187 answers, last by Voltage 20:58 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Another One From Viz

On a similar theme to the Rabbit for dinner "I was shocked to realise that I was drinking in excess of the Department of 'Ealth's recommended guidelines. I decided that I ought to do something about...
11:43 Mon 19th Mar 20181 answer, last by bookbinder 18:30 Tue 20th Mar 2018
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What's For Dinner?

I fancy having some rabbit for dinner tonight, a slow marinade and then roasted. Could anyone tell me if it is cheaper to buy it from the butchers or from the pet shop?...
08:45 Mon 19th Mar 201840 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:25 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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Details On Mikey's Funeral

I have just heard from the family...details in place now. For those of you who wish to attend, it's Tuesday the 20th, 11.30 at St James Church, the Uplands, Swansea - the wake in the Golf Club there....
18:39 Mon 12th Mar 201861 answers, last by HansUrbancka 13:28 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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History?

The past, the present, and the future walk into AB..... It was tense....
19:56 Fri 09th Mar 2018
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Snow And Cold

Can we top this one, this end-Feb-March? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242198/Youre-going-dressed-like-Snow-joke-did-.html Tasteful that this isn't........
21:05 Wed 28th Feb 20186 answers, last by anneasquith 22:22 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Mikey Update

Just spoken to the family - as some of us thought, things are in limbo as they need the coroner's examination - despite Mikey's heart consultant having paperwork to the state of his plumbing........
15:57 Wed 28th Feb 201859 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 22:20 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Bullguard Dropping Their Back-Up Service.

One day notice on this - turns out to be a wrong e-mail sent.....!!! What a screw up However, they are dropping the service in 90 days. I have put them on notice that I will be terminating the...
19:00 Fri 23rd Feb 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:19 Fri 23rd Feb 2018
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Beware - In The Southwest At Least, Sainsbury Blueberry Muffins.

Extra bite in them - my daughter bought a pack of their 12x blueberry muffins yesterday as they were out of the big ones (and she likes them). It was fairly late on around 4pm as we were waiting for a...
20:01 Thu 22nd Feb 201814 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:22 Fri 23rd Feb 2018
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Dreadful News - Warning

Have just had a call from Mikey's sister - and appalling news - unfortunately, he has passed away and at a relatively young age (well under 65), a massive heart attack as I understand. Mikey was...
20:27 Tue 20th Feb 2018297 answers, last by Ellipsis 12:30 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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Valentine's Day....

Our Mikey walked into a Swansea post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with...
19:08 Wed 14th Feb 20181 answer, last by Jomlett 10:31 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Pancake Day! (2)

An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman sat in a bar… They were having a pint when the Englishman’s son walks in, He proudly announces that his sons name is George as he was born on St George’s...
08:29 Tue 13th Feb 20181 answer, last by spathiphyllum 11:40 Tue 13th Feb 2018
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Just Wondering If Sqad Is Around.

The daughter still here....problems still with her stomach and saw the GP and gastro doc yesterday, (after a lack of comms between them but they came together). The daughter has given a sample for a...
19:22 Sat 10th Feb 20188 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:28 Tue 13th Feb 2018
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Telegraph

old arab nation included in small article (7) - is holding me up from finishing s---c-e
10:56 Tue 16th Jan 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:59 Tue 16th Jan 2018
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What's The Similarity Between Las Vegas And Glasgow?

They are the only two cities in the world where you can get sex with chips.......
08:53 Tue 09th Jan 20181 answer, last by waterboatman 08:54 Tue 09th Jan 2018

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