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Bar 2

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone. He then orders...
17:39 Wed 03rd Jan 20182 answers, last by Patsy33 18:12 Wed 03rd Jan 2018
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Side Effects To Chiropractice Today.....?

Long and short of this....the daughter, 19, over here has been having a number of medical issues. * signs in her body of a past virus, pneumonia related * signs of something gut-wise that landed her...
23:50 Fri 29th Dec 20178 answers, last by DorisKeyes 08:47 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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A Little Christmas Quiz.

The Carols please.....yes I thought about Quizzes but this is a little wider for the AB Christmas. 1. Bleached Yule 2. Castaneous-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration 3. Singular Yearning for the...
23:08 Wed 20th Dec 201734 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:42 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Daughter Part 2 For Sqad's Input....

Thought it would be better presented as a separate thread rather than an addendum to the first question a few weeks back. Excuse me for this A follow up, Sqad, as my daughter is with me now and it's...
10:10 Thu 14th Dec 20173 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:59 Thu 14th Dec 2017
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So 3 Women Say That Donald Trump Has Been A Naught Boy In Sexual Groping Etc....

Are we surprised? Any comments to him? BBC intermediate news at 9 the source....
22:01 Mon 11th Dec 2017112 answers, last by Islay 14:20 Wed 13th Dec 2017
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Wife Trouble - Again

Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife:...
08:19 Mon 04th Dec 20171 answer, last by murraymints 08:20 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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The Devout Catholic Woman

One to get Minty going on her Hail Marys.... Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her...
20:14 Fri 01st Dec 20172 answers, last by marval 22:24 Fri 01st Dec 2017
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David Attenborough

Why hasn't he been made Lord like his brother? Surely his contribution to TV and Planet Earth merits it - or what has he done wrong?...
18:55 Sun 26th Nov 201719 answers, last by tiggerblue10 20:07 Mon 27th Nov 2017
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Irish Builders Application

An Irishman goes on to a building site looking for a job and is told by the foreman that he will have to undertake a brief test. ‘Fine,’ says the Irishman. ‘OK then,’ says the foreman....
18:22 Fri 24th Nov 201712 answers, last by jno 19:19 Fri 24th Nov 2017
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Ira Application

Paddy goes to join the IRA and is going through his interview very well the interviewer says to him.... "OK Paddy just one more task and one more question before we accept you" He then handed Paddy...
18:04 Fri 24th Nov 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 14:34 Sat 25th Nov 2017
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Irish Samaritans.

Apparently, the telephone number for the Irish Samaritans is ex-directory...
17:59 Fri 24th Nov 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:06 Fri 24th Nov 2017
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Gregg's Forced To Apologise...advent Mucked Up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene Justifiable or just tongue-in-cheek? And they ought to apologise for their continued...
18:06 Thu 16th Nov 201714 answers, last by Jackdaw33 05:20 Fri 17th Nov 2017
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Spoof On 1A Today

'Magnanimous woman having two husbands' (8) answer Big-amy I thought 'Muppet' would have been a far better answer. Sorry, I'll get me coat....
21:52 Mon 13th Nov 20171 answer, last by Cruciverbalist 09:54 Sun 19th Nov 2017
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Following On From Pasta's Cold Place, Where's The Coldest Place You Have Been And How Low?

And the hottest, where and how high? Montreal for me -34 (both in C and F - where the crossover occurs) and Kuwait at Minas Abbas where it was 50C (the humidity low) (One of the worst was Muscat at...
18:12 Fri 10th Nov 201732 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:57 Fri 10th Nov 2017
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Caption Time - The Heir To The Throne

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/11/06/TELEMMGLPICT000145848666_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq7OLvB-m2XzG_BNLy2OXVPjEshDPrrbikLmoyDp5bpaU.jpeg?imwidth=1240 "I've got the poison dart, Camilla, and...
22:38 Tue 07th Nov 201710 answers, last by cupid04 04:04 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Technology

Whiteboards are remarkable.....
15:40 Tue 07th Nov 20172 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:53 Tue 07th Nov 2017
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Marital Bliss

My wife and I were ever so happy for twenty-five years - and then we met.
15:37 Tue 07th Nov 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:04 Tue 07th Nov 2017
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Russian Dolls

I hate them, I hate Russian dolls - they are so full of themselves.
15:29 Tue 07th Nov 20172 answers, last by zebo 12:05 Wed 08th Nov 2017
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Flapjacks At Breakfast

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather...
13:50 Sat 04th Nov 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:36 Sat 04th Nov 2017
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Cornish Gran @ Halloween

I just popped over to my Cornish Grandma's, near Redruth, and you've got to hand it to her. At 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the...
17:33 Tue 31st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:55 Tue 31st Oct 2017

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