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Stuttering Problem

Following on from Volty's stutter... A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem. The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal...
16:24 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:29 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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One Liner

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
19:52 Fri 13th Apr 201823 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:22 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Sweet Suicide

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
19:31 Fri 13th Apr 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 08:58 Sat 14th Apr 2018
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10+1 Things Not To Say To A Policeman

I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. Sorry officer, I didn't...
14:57 Wed 11th Apr 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:05 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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Intelligence

A Scottish psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend £12.99, your dog is smarter than you....
14:49 Wed 11th Apr 20182 answers, last by marval 16:04 Wed 11th Apr 2018
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For Sqad - Update On Daughter.

Sqad, a call came in this pm for my daughter from her GP - bloods have confirmed Lyme's and the Borrelia burgdorferi strain, an American one, so likely the source was one of the Houston floodwaters,...
18:59 Fri 06th Apr 20187 answers, last by NoMercy 09:08 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Queen Of Mean Is Alive And Thriving - I Think!?

She's just contacted me and says she is doing fine, things coming together, so I assume her and her Dad's move - and her diabetes etc. It was her Dad's b-day recently so some festivities for that....
18:17 Tue 03rd Apr 20183 answers, last by marval 20:41 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Happy Easter To All Of Ab

What's up today - and hope you aren't hanging out, like this mob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo...
10:45 Fri 30th Mar 201821 answers, last by Strawberry5 08:35 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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International Law Poser - The Satellite

This Chinese bus is coming down today, the scientists no idea of where it will hit earth and a good chance that some of it will be intact. If it hit a home and caused major damage, say (ok very...
06:57 Fri 30th Mar 20182 answers, last by mushroom25 12:05 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Mother Superior 2 - Follow Up To Volty's Sins

The Medical Nurse at a convent, requests a meeting with the Mother Superior, the priest and the Archbishop. "And why have you requested this meeting, my child?" asks the Mother Superior. "Reverend...
18:46 Wed 28th Mar 20184 answers, last by Patsy33 18:52 Wed 28th Mar 2018
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Happy Birthday B00

Happy Birthday, B00, hope you have a great day, lots of treats and tipples - and time for a slice of AB cake....xx...
07:40 Wed 28th Mar 201812 answers, last by Togo 19:23 Wed 28th Mar 2018
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Rabbit Joke - Again

This mate of mine comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead, stiff and pushing up the daisies, and my mate panics. He thinks...
18:48 Mon 26th Mar 20184 answers, last by Bazile 15:06 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Anybody Applied For Residency In The Uk?

Would anybody know the format of the process for this one? My daughter hold two passports, one Brit the other American - she was born in Holland. She's now thinking about attending Uni in the UK to...
09:43 Mon 26th Mar 20186 answers, last by KARL 16:54 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Remember All Those Symptoms, Sqad?

of my daughter's...... the bleeding ***, vaginally, nose, the migraines, the rashes (legs and mons), lock up of the ankles and knees. Now diagnosed as Lyme's disease, a doc with experience of the...
17:04 Sun 25th Mar 20182 answers, last by Sqad 17:14 Sun 25th Mar 2018
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Funeral Preparations - 2

A woman goes into the local newspaper office, the 'Yorkshire Yawn,' to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary...
19:54 Thu 22nd Mar 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 20:03 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Funeral Preparations

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be...
19:44 Thu 22nd Mar 20187 answers, last by Voltage 19:58 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Another One From Viz

On a similar theme to the Rabbit for dinner "I was shocked to realise that I was drinking in excess of the Department of 'Ealth's recommended guidelines. I decided that I ought to do something about...
10:43 Mon 19th Mar 20181 answer, last by bookbinder 17:30 Tue 20th Mar 2018
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What's For Dinner?

I fancy having some rabbit for dinner tonight, a slow marinade and then roasted. Could anyone tell me if it is cheaper to buy it from the butchers or from the pet shop?...
07:45 Mon 19th Mar 201840 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:25 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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Details On Mikey's Funeral

I have just heard from the family...details in place now. For those of you who wish to attend, it's Tuesday the 20th, 11.30 at St James Church, the Uplands, Swansea - the wake in the Golf Club there....
17:39 Mon 12th Mar 201861 answers, last by HansUrbancka 12:28 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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History?

The past, the present, and the future walk into AB..... It was tense....
18:56 Fri 09th Mar 2018

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