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Children

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on...
10:27 Thu 12th Oct 20171 answer, last by murraymints 10:29 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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A Cultural Misunderstanding

Currency Exchange "A Hindu man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 5000 rupees and walked out with $100. The following week, he walked in with another 5000 rupees, and was handed...
15:31 Mon 09th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 15:35 Mon 09th Oct 2017
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Happy Birthday Sir Alec

Happy Birthday, Sir Alec.....hope it's a good one wherever you are.... one cake as well from the depths of the AB bakery http://fuzzytoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cake3.jpg...
08:19 Sun 08th Oct 201733 answers, last by Tilly2 18:03 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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Ryanair Number 2

Ryanair's, Micheal O'Leary, arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat...
12:29 Sun 01st Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 15:30 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Ryanair

Paddy phones Ryanair to book a flight. The operator asks, “How many people are you flying with you?” Paddy replies, “I don't know its your ffecking plane!”...
12:23 Sun 01st Oct 20174 answers, last by Togo 16:13 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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Anybody Watching This Beeb Programme On Ellies.

Jeez, you learn something every day. An elly has 4 molars and they can weigh up to 5 kilos each! They also conveyor belt them through their life, pushing out the old, ground-down, ones to let new ones...
15:56 Sun 24th Sep 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:14 Sun 24th Sep 2017
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For Sqad Probably - Food Poisoning

Had a roast chicken Monday evening, well cooked and still 3 days to user date. A little nausea just before bed, nothing produced. Woke at 1,15 - blinding headache, eventually nodded off but fitful....
09:34 Wed 20th Sep 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:29 Wed 20th Sep 2017
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New Apple Phone The I9

Apparently, Apple are not going to release the i9 as the next model - they know it will be a flop in Germany.
08:54 Wed 13th Sep 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 11:10 Wed 13th Sep 2017
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Fancy Your Dinner On These 'plates'

Unbelievable Personally, I don't see why I should eat my meal from something that has come off a building site or out of a builder's supplier....
14:51 Tue 12th Sep 201753 answers, last by mazie 22:02 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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3 Americans 3 Scousers

Three Americans and three Scousers are travelling by train. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scousers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going...
10:39 Tue 12th Sep 20174 answers, last by Garaman 10:54 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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Major Goof Ups In The Kitchen - Home Or Away

Following NoM's thread on 'How do you eat yours?' I'm just wondering what rich stories you have of things going wrong in your kitchen or that of others. I added this one about getting one's con carne...
15:07 Mon 11th Sep 201717 answers, last by TonyV 23:52 Tue 12th Sep 2017
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What Are You Drinking This (Rainy And Breezy Sunday Evening?

Irma it is not, that is the good news; fingers crossed on that front that my sis and bro-in-law's Fort Lauderdale property is okay. Sunday evening here, a rather nice glass of Chorey-les-Beaunes...
18:46 Sun 10th Sep 201732 answers, last by JennyDominic 10:11 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Fast Asleep This Morning - Dt28528

detective arresting the old thugs, reportedly showing colours.....9 thanks in advance, been up since early and needing a nap!...
08:43 Sat 09th Sep 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:49 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Can Your Remember What Happened On Your 1St Day Of School?

Following on from the Prince George at school thread..... Mine was in Bolton-le-Sands, a primary on the A6 right next to a humpback bridge on the canal, one Mrs Swain running the establishment and...
15:28 Thu 07th Sep 201727 answers, last by jourdain2 21:03 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Three Essex Women Go Hunting

following on from this from maggiebee (xx) http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1565991.html three Essex blondes go hunting in Alaska. They came to a fork in the road -...
18:10 Mon 14th Aug 20174 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:52 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Knock Me Down - Anybody Sipped One Of These Premium Strathislas?

Following on from the 'is mikey on the wagon?' thread, the question being other than the basic 12 year old which I was given more my birthday, have you ever tried one of these premium Strathisla...
20:06 Fri 11th Aug 201712 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:14 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Following On From Patsy's Embarrassing Moments With Kids....what Were Your 1St Memories?

Especially those ones that embarrassed your parents would be good! Two of my first memories came when I was three, the parents taking me and my newborn sis to Callander and Loch Katrine, the memory of...
19:39 Thu 10th Aug 20178 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:35 Fri 11th Aug 2017
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Odd Combinations - Barf Corner Perhaps?

I went for dinner with a friend last night, a lovely relatively new restaurant down here, the chef having worked for the Savoy and Michel Roux - he started a week before Monica Galetti....
10:11 Sat 05th Aug 201716 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:45 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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Ypres

Anybody watching? Nice to see the Belgians honouring our (Commonwealth and Allied) troops from Passchendale. Having been there, it's amazing how much of the old town was saved or rebuilt....
19:25 Sun 30th Jul 20175 answers, last by Islay 07:13 Mon 31st Jul 2017

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