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Why Do They Call It Good Friday?

So good old Jesus gets to lug half a tree trunk through the streets of Jerusalem, then is strung up on it, a spear through the side and a crown of thorns and left to contemplate the rest of his life...
16:59 Fri 19th Apr 201919 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:52 Fri 19th Apr 2019
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Google Maps On Car Sat Nav

Is not really working properly - it's [i] very[i] slow to move with the car going and often well-wide of the mark. VW T-Roc into Android programme on Google and then a USB port into the phone and...
14:12 Fri 19th Apr 20199 answers, last by Buenchico 16:10 Sun 21st Apr 2019
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Ipl Cricket

What are the black shields on their left arms that the umpires are wearing? Surely not for fending off straight-driven cricket-balls?
14:44 Mon 15th Apr 20194 answers, last by rajvirsingh 07:09 Tue 16th Apr 2019
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Aintree.....and Cilla

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson about his love of racing for the Grand National. He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,...
07:35 Sat 06th Apr 20194 answers, last by marval 16:01 Sat 06th Apr 2019
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Theresa May And 2019 Bethlehem

Theresa May has already been sacked as the nativity manager for the HoCommons select Christmas play and party. They have already realised that she can't run a stable government!...
18:58 Wed 03rd Apr 2019
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Glasgie - Albs Country

A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the...
17:38 Mon 01st Apr 20192 answers, last by marval 19:05 Mon 01st Apr 2019
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Interesting Times....confucius And All That.

Has there ever been a government where two Prime Ministers are appointed from within and haven't won a Gen Election in their own right?
19:13 Wed 27th Mar 201911 answers, last by ToraToraTora 09:39 Thu 28th Mar 2019
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Caption Time - Jeremy & Eric

Caption time JC's visit to Morecambe to muddy the waters there. https://i.prcdn.co/img?regionKey=t9DClXXdzoCisx7CanieHw%3d%3d "Who is the better comedian?" "I'm pleased to hear that you aren't Jewish,...
13:33 Mon 25th Mar 201919 answers, last by agchristie 22:37 Mon 25th Mar 2019
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Caption Time - Man Swallows Live Goldfish - £300++ Fine.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8698434/man-27-fined-300-after-he-swallowed-funfair-goldfish-live-and-washed-it-down-with-half-a-lager/ This must surely be open for some daft captions to match the...
19:45 Fri 22nd Mar 201911 answers, last by Arksided 02:03 Sun 24th Mar 2019
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One For Pasta - Female Gorilla?

Plymouth is investing in this wonderful statue in front of its Theatre Royal, titled 'Messenger' and based off some female actor. 22 ft high, ten tonnes of bronze and some half a million spent on it....
19:08 Mon 18th Mar 201920 answers, last by aelmpvw 09:48 Tue 19th Mar 2019
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 3

Paddy is on who wants to be a millionaire. Jeremy Clarkson asks 'for £200, who was the great train robber? a) ronnie corbett. b) ronnie wood. c) ronnie barker or d) ronnie biggs?' Paddy say's 'I've...
18:07 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 23:25 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 2

Following on from marval's joke on the Irish contestant A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." Her husband asks, "Is...
18:01 Mon 11th Mar 20193 answers, last by marval 23:24 Mon 11th Mar 2019
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Tonyav Will Be Happy That Revenge Is Sweet

...inn scoring the winning goal...what a Brummie prattt https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11688/11660885/jack-grealish-attacked-by-pitch-invader-in-birmingham-vs-aston-villa-game It's disgusting...
22:25 Sun 10th Mar 201910 answers, last by -Talbot- 23:15 Sun 10th Mar 2019
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Happy Birthday Pixie

Happy Birthday to our special AB Pixie and in hoping it is a really good one and memorable xx https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ae/15/8a/ae158a5487681c98d5aa7b35f87b0309.jpg...
08:06 Fri 01st Mar 201924 answers, last by pixie374 12:15 Sat 02nd Mar 2019
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Dirty Laundry 2

(I used to live in Belgium and the Flemish asked me to tell this one repeatedly...last time it was in a restaurant and I was wearing each one until the last one - that was in my pocket.) A brilliant...
21:05 Wed 27th Feb 20192 answers, last by marval 23:20 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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6 Years, A Long Time But.....

6 years ago today our Owdhamer passed away. Hope he has sorted out the betting on the gee-gees up there at Asgod or Saintree racecourses..... However, my, how time flies. If Mrs Owd is looking in, our...
20:01 Tue 26th Feb 20198 answers, last by Peter Pedant 21:56 Wed 27th Feb 2019
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Jac Russell

I've just bought a Jack Russell that's nearly all black and brown. There's a small patch of white on his underbelly and a few spots of white too. I've decided to call him 'England'........
14:42 Wed 20th Feb 20191 answer, last by retrocop 17:16 Wed 20th Feb 2019
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Anybody Been Lucky?

Can this be topped? Happy Valentine's Day to all the AB gals. https://www.flowerbx.com/same-day/same-day-red-naomi-100v...
12:57 Thu 14th Feb 201966 answers, last by Calicogirl 23:01 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Mother's Day

Woman goes to the Social Services and is asked to fill in a form with all her ten children's names. "Ms. Jamieson, I can't help but notice but you've put down Jamie ten times though you have given me...
22:04 Wed 13th Feb 20192 answers, last by marval 00:05 Thu 14th Feb 2019
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue......

Valentine's Day is but around the corner - to help you AB romantics, it's time to share some verses based on 'Roses are red, Violets are blue' - let's hear your contributions, serious or...
19:53 Mon 11th Feb 201931 answers, last by maggiebee 19:26 Tue 12th Feb 2019

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