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Boris Visits Natwest

Boris needs to cash a cheque in Nitwest, more money for his sproglet's pampers. As he approaches the Nitwest cashier he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier: It...
21:11 Thu 09th Jul 20202 answers, last by Rosie29 21:20 Thu 09th Jul 2020
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A Belgian Drives His New Car Back To The Dealership...

And he says "the car I bought last week doesn't work at night". So a mechanic tries starting the car with the lights already on. Then, he tried again but turning the lights on with the engine running....
16:04 Wed 24th Jun 20203 answers, last by AZardoz 05:54 Sun 05th Jul 2020
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Should The Queen Lend Her Church To The Lynn Family?

I'm talking Westminster Abbey.....at least for a memorial service in the future but even for the funeral, given they can probably accommodate 300-400 even with distancing...and then beam the service...
19:02 Thu 18th Jun 20209 answers, last by jno 19:35 Thu 18th Jun 2020
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Al Ja'deer'ah News Reporter

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man:...
05:56 Tue 09th Jun 20207 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:16 Thu 11th Jun 2020
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Swiss Protests

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? There aren't any protests going on and the flag is a big plus....
14:29 Sun 07th Jun 202012 answers, last by Patsy33 15:25 Sun 07th Jun 2020
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Paris Protests

Did you hear about the protester who jumped off a bridge in Paris this morning? He was in Seine....
14:27 Sun 07th Jun 20203 answers, last by Ken4155 15:28 Sun 07th Jun 2020
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London Protests

"A male protestor just assaulted the police with milk, cream and butter. How dairy"...
14:21 Sun 07th Jun 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 15:21 Sun 07th Jun 2020
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New Deawing

Here's the latest - first a pic then the drawing - the house empty and rather sad though a little restoration is being done.....it's the main house to where I am based....... the photo -...
05:46 Tue 02nd Jun 20207 answers, last by MallyJ 07:40 Tue 02nd Jun 2020
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Why Is My Laptop Cursor (Mouse) So Sticky?147/4000

At times it becomes difficult to move it around and windows start to stick on themselves - as in comping off the page to set up another window....?
06:35 Sun 10th May 20206 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:18 Sun 10th May 2020
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What Kim Jong-Un Was Really Up To During His 'Absence'

Now the world knows. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/--mMq8T_rTIQ/Xq9uWRBjGpI/AAAAAAAAKBU/N4zlm9-wn_ARtB0fMrB0cDf_uIhNhWa1ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/i%2Bno%2Bdead.jpg...
06:07 Wed 06th May 20201 answer, last by waterboatman 06:08 Wed 06th May 2020
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The Cottages - Finished

Finished - just before the rain comes in.... Excuse the greyness of the board - in real life it is cream. It's my cheapo Samsung camera. I'll get into my printers and get a digital copy at some point....
14:24 Mon 04th May 202026 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:39 Wed 06th May 2020
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Bluebells - We've Just Featured On Itn Local News In The Sw.

The camera crew here at lunch time for a feature on the blue carpet, the only known large field with them.... Here we are hot off the DT camera.... A sight to cheer lockdown eyes?...
17:42 Fri 01st May 202027 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 06:33 Sat 02nd May 2020
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Roof Joke - Follows On From Lift Conversion

With all the time on my hands what with this pesky virus, I set about re-slating my roof. Unfortunately, my ladder fell down and as I'm way out in the back of nowhere, there[s nobody around and I...
05:18 Wed 29th Apr 202010 answers, last by Arksided 11:37 Thu 30th Apr 2020
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The Clock Tower

Just about there..... Now it's looking rather Bram Stoker-ish, the old house behind, sad that it is empty and rather decaying. Think that the clock was a Victorian folly based off some involvement...
14:45 Sat 25th Apr 202045 answers, last by aelmpvw 05:24 Sun 26th Apr 2020
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Gmeb Answer Box Has Collapsed On The Thread

Is the same for you? Yesterday's thread is working!
05:43 Sat 25th Apr 202022 answers, last by waterboatman 06:27 Sat 25th Apr 2020
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Latest Drawing

3/4 done for those who like to follow progress of something coming together - getting there, the building to the left to texture and shadow, ditto the wall under the tree and that needs it to 'support...
17:26 Wed 22nd Apr 202029 answers, last by ladybirder 15:21 Fri 24th Apr 2020
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Tv Licences For The Over 75S

Letter through on this as to my mater.... The question being does she need a licence if she is in a residential care-home? We did provide the TV but she's not using it now - or a pc and any radio is...
14:29 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:31 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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Anybody Here A Nhs Volunteer?

And been called out into action. I'm signed up for medicines and equipment transport but no call-in yet, 250 hours 'on duty' nearly clocked up. Perhaps all is hunky dory here in deepest...
17:37 Sat 18th Apr 20205 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:49 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Time Spent With The Drawing Pen Out

My new wee cottage https://imgur.com/eZQyJ6B Nearly there - there are trees behind but the problem is there's a whopping great yew or leylandii behind the right chimney that goes nearly the whole way...
16:53 Wed 08th Apr 202021 answers, last by marval 15:19 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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Tls Brain Teaser

This will keep you and your families busy for a few minutes. Minimum 27 - I've found 32 to date,...originally from the TLS I believe... Good luck...
20:56 Sat 04th Apr 20201 answer, last by pastafreak 07:42 Sun 05th Apr 2020

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