This is one third news, one third jokes, and one third CB...... Spotlight, our local news programme on the Beeb, has just reported that the main crematorium in Plymouth (Pasta-town) has been closed...
It's the night that leads into the Day of the Immaculate Conception tomorrow.
Enjoy your Saturday Night and Sunday....1st week October is when to book the hossie suite.
Night........
Congrats Balfour Beattie, Sir Alex Younger must be doing his nut..... This is what comes of being in a Bond movie and getting 'blown up' (Spectre), well they have been caught with their trousers down...
As a long time ABer, I approached the Ed about posting this thread and given that Alzheimer's and other dementia diseases are so prevalent in society today and not just the West, it's likely that many...
and I believe it's on the Beeb news in a few minutes - what the hell did the truck driver think he was doing? Apparently Elly Goulding was involved in getting him to stop....
minty/Queenie/Albs - and the rest of you north of the border, what are you going to do....nae sproots!
Captions please?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-50811266...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2019/12/12/TELEMMGLPICT000218919212_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq_yinDx4FRR66WmBAJxdJbCHVGs0wfvVLPTBfDYTUZx4.jpeg?imwidth=1400 'The bloody dog voted Labour - it...
Where does Jeremy Corbyn hang his Christmas stocking? On the far left of his cabinet Why are there only 11 days of Christmas this year? Because the Three French Hens got stuck at the Calais border...
"If you’re in need of an alibi, this is the restaurant for you." "Love this place. I had a cracking pizza here in 2001. I remember it was 2001 because it was very strange the guy next to me had an...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This was Christmas 2017 Last year, Christmas came again and he didn’t buy her any...
https://res.cloudinary.com/dods/image/upload/c_fill,g_center,h_500,w_1120/v1/polhome/UK%20politicians/swinsonmanifesto_umqlyt.png Young Girl, "When I get my front teeth, will I look like her?" "Is...
'I've got just over a kilometer and a half of paddy fields, said he with a rice mile."
'#I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.'...
He's always judge 4 and seems to hold back to the last moment before pulling his thing out....usually matching the highest given.....is this rigging to counterbalance Mr. Miserable?
