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Atheist picked up on the date of the drawing that I posed - and it was only then I realised that Imgur had picked up an old drawing, one of a café/PO/gen store in Ardingly, near Wantage, a village...
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a commission for someone who is leaving for Oz....the cottage is actually rendered in smooth grey plaster and faces east - however I think it would be too 'oppressive' to shade in all the right-facing...
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Microsoft 10 on Asus - Google Chrome platform. Every 6-8 weeks the cursor decides to play up - sticking on pages, sticking period, making typing difficult, opening up other windows, opening up the...
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Fact: Buckfastleigh has ceased production of Buckie owing to Covid Consequence: a dire shortage of Buckie in Weegieland Resolution - use a Weegie recipe to make a duplicate product. 2 parts Marmite 2...
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On arriving in Budapest for the Hungarian Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton was asked 'What gear were you in at the end of the race, Lewis?' 'Jeans, t-shirt and loafers.'............
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Donald Trump met with the Queen and politely asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," replied the Queen, "the most important...
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Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump said I need...
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Boris needs to cash a cheque in Nitwest, more money for his sproglet's pampers. As he approaches the Nitwest cashier he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier: It...
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And he says "the car I bought last week doesn't work at night". So a mechanic tries starting the car with the lights already on. Then, he tried again but turning the lights on with the engine running....
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I'm talking Westminster Abbey.....at least for a memorial service in the future but even for the funeral, given they can probably accommodate 300-400 even with distancing...and then beam the service...
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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man:...
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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? There aren't any protests going on and the flag is a big plus....
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Did you hear about the protester who jumped off a bridge in Paris this morning? He was in Seine....
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"A male protestor just assaulted the police with milk, cream and butter. How dairy"...
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Here's the latest - first a pic then the drawing - the house empty and rather sad though a little restoration is being done.....it's the main house to where I am based....... the photo -...
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At times it becomes difficult to move it around and windows start to stick on themselves - as in comping off the page to set up another window....?
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Now the world knows. https://4.bp.blogspot.com/--mMq8T_rTIQ/Xq9uWRBjGpI/AAAAAAAAKBU/N4zlm9-wn_ARtB0fMrB0cDf_uIhNhWa1ACLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/i%2Bno%2Bdead.jpg...
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Finished - just before the rain comes in.... Excuse the greyness of the board - in real life it is cream. It's my cheapo Samsung camera. I'll get into my printers and get a digital copy at some point....
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The camera crew here at lunch time for a feature on the blue carpet, the only known large field with them.... Here we are hot off the DT camera.... A sight to cheer lockdown eyes?...
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With all the time on my hands what with this pesky virus, I set about re-slating my roof. Unfortunately, my ladder fell down and as I'm way out in the back of nowhere, there[s nobody around and I...

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