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Ok - Prep For The Big Day - Worst Cracker Jokes Out There (New Ones Or Reasonably New).

To begin with: Tampax have announced today that they will be replacing the cord on their tampons with a piece of tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only....
21:24 Tue 21st Dec 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:46 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Giant Millipedes Roamed Northern England.

The size of a nini and weighing over 50kg......once hunted across Northern England...according to the DT today and this esteemed journal,...
19:33 Tue 21st Dec 20216 answers, last by burlyshirley 19:54 Tue 21st Dec 2021
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Problem With Mkt-Research Surveys

For some time, I have been completing various market-research surveys, one of them being from a company called Maru. However, recently, I am being booted out of each survey that I put in for. This...
16:02 Sat 11th Dec 202110 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:33 Sun 12th Dec 2021
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Christmas Joke - Didn't Know Whether It Should Be In Humour Or Business

Tampax have announced they will be removing the string from the tampon and replacing it with tinsel! This will be for the Christmas period only Time for other really bad Christmas jokes to...
21:05 Mon 06th Dec 20213 answers, last by mallyh 20:00 Tue 07th Dec 2021
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Grand Prix In Jeddah

Anybody know of a free live-stream on this one? My bet, having seen quali yesterday is that we are going to see the safety-car out a number of times. Many thanks...
17:12 Sun 05th Dec 202116 answers, last by jno 16:18 Mon 06th Dec 2021
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Did I Hear Right?

the female contestant on The Chase responding to the final set-up series of questions responding to the question, "What type of meat is skirt?" and she says 'd-i-c-k'!!!! Hilarious!!!...
17:53 Tue 30th Nov 20219 answers, last by jourdain2 18:47 Tue 30th Nov 2021
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I Can Recommend...indulgence

M&S salted caramel teacakes.... picked up some this morning and they're rather tasty - with a (Lady J-made) mug of my afternoon Assam tea. Do you have any particular weaknesses for afternoon/tea...
16:28 Tue 30th Nov 202123 answers, last by fraser 22:31 Tue 30th Nov 2021
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Happy Hannukah

to anybody on AB with Jewish linkage or heritage. I understand that this evening is the opening one for the holiday. https://ak.jacquielawson.com/product/images/3531209.jpg And may the lights stay lit...
20:42 Sun 28th Nov 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:46 Sun 28th Nov 2021
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Can Snow Cause An Orange Moon?

I know wild-fires and dust can but unless they have taken over Devon.....an incredible colour of caramel-burnt orange in the sky on my return from work a few minutes ago.....
00:25 Sun 28th Nov 202118 answers, last by Mamyalynne 15:03 Sun 28th Nov 2021
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My 'S' Key Is Proving To Be Very Sticky

Anything I can do to make it more reactive to my touch - the 0, 5 and delete key also playing up, all a bit little intermittent but frustrating enough to handle...... Thanks or simply 'ta'.........
21:33 Wed 17th Nov 20215 answers, last by jennyjoan 21:53 Wed 17th Nov 2021
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Materchef Tonight....comments?

Can I try Marcus's strawberries and cream please - sensational it looks!
19:54 Wed 17th Nov 202116 answers, last by Smowball 20:38 Wed 17th Nov 2021
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What Did You Do This Tuesday Afternoon?

Having spent 2.5 hours on the mobile for four calls into the DWP to find out where my state pension is - not having received a penny since it became due, I was promised that it's urgent action and I...
16:45 Tue 09th Nov 202116 answers, last by Ken4155 22:38 Tue 09th Nov 2021
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Rugby - Ireland Japan

Have the Irish RFU lost their brain cells....why are Ireland playing in purple at home and not their Emerald green.....? Nuts. Then the commentary hasn't started well ' Ireland are looking rusty'.......
13:09 Sat 06th Nov 202115 answers, last by Buenchico 22:04 Sat 06th Nov 2021
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Chelsea Flower Show - Latest News.

A 78-year-old woman is in the local magistrates court near the Hospital for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show yesterday. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush...
18:31 Thu 23rd Sep 2021
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Oh - Woe Is Me!

On my allotment , an entire lot of my prize onions have had some allergic reactions. It looks like that they have broken out in chives!
18:25 Thu 23rd Sep 20211 answer, last by douglas9401 18:28 Thu 23rd Sep 2021
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Does Anybody Have Firefox/Gmx Email Problems At The Moment?

Logging on and it's not going through to the e-mail box, it's just cycling back to the front page. Anybody else got the problem?
11:43 Thu 16th Sep 20216 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:11 Thu 16th Sep 2021
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For Our Jewish Abers

It's Yom Kippur, I believe, starting today. I won't ask 'what are you having for dinner?' but what are you planning for breaking your 'atonement' as in 'break-fast'?
18:20 Wed 15th Sep 20215 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:37 Thu 16th Sep 2021
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Fyi Boaty Is Fine!

Just for your info, I spoke to Boaty earlier and he's happily bumbling on - and enjoying his tribe of hedgies who are feeding on his dig food offerings....
17:24 Fri 10th Sep 202114 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:59 Sat 11th Sep 2021
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The European Fbi?

How do you feel about Armin Laschet (a German CDU candidate earmarked to replace the motherly Angela coming out with a proposal to Monsieur Macron to create a European FBI/ I voted for 'Remain' in...
18:42 Thu 09th Sep 202118 answers, last by gl556tr 12:11 Fri 10th Sep 2021

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