having to apologise for this joke that he told 10 years ago...... "I knew the potential voter in front of me was dyslexic - after all, he had a cat-flap on his head." Really - where has humour gone?...
There’s a simplified urine test that’s been developed for general diagnostics for we men. One should go out in the garden and have a pee. If ants gather around the puddle, then, I’m afraid,...
The Parental Units loved going to Sardinia in the 70s and had a shipment of tiles made to over here - I'm just unearthing them by their hundreds from an outside 'cellar'.....they're heavy and I'm...
O Flower of Scotland, When will we see Your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit of Yokohoma, Japan, And you stood against them, Proud Samurai-san, They sent you homeward, To think...
Contemplating my options..... main uses - heating chinese food etc from M&S and Waitrose, the occasional thing like pre-prepared mash, reheating left-overs and coffee from a plunger pot, the juice...
Go buy a turkey. Take a drink of whisky (scotch). Put turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whisky. Set the degree at 375 ovens. Take 3 more whiskys of drink. Turn oven the on. Take 4 whisks of...
A Christian goes on a hunting trip... He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing. As he climbs out of his deer stand he slips and rolls down a large hill breaking both his legs, losing his...
There's a word bugging me as to the boo that I am writing. I have just finished a chapter on the various symptoms of dementia and how they can manifest themselves, quite a collection in what can come...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger...
[email protected] for it.wait for it__ A man was driving down a Hampshire road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be...
Oil fired into water-filled radiators. Just testing - upstairs radiators working well, downstairs cold - all radiators bled. the pipes in the boilerhouse are hot - what could be causing the hot water...
Maybe this should be in Jokes but give it's on the Beeb News this evening.... Someone broke into the palace and stole Blenheim's solid gold toilet, worth £4.8 million Right now the Oxfordshire police...
A Castleford rugby league fan is drinking in a Wigan bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar,...
https://www.telegraphindia.com/unsafe/930x523/smart/static.telegraphindia.com/derivative/THE_TELEGRAPH/1704033/16X9/derivative16X91568145412374.jpg The Archbish after one too many in India The Church...
What Boris has been discussing with Ireland and the DUMPs. Put the Backstop in the North Channel More control over shipped goods Aircraft - well today we have to show ID so what's the difference?...
From St James Park
well all a bit tense, England (3 penalties), 9, Italy 0 at half time....a bit like Newcastle United, they can't score goals.....
Is there something in the soil?...
