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Where does Jeremy Corbyn hang his Christmas stocking? On the far left of his cabinet Why are there only 11 days of Christmas this year? Because the Three French Hens got stuck at the Calais border...
18:12 Thu 05th Dec 2019
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Sw Railways

Why don't South-Western Rail train guards share Advent calendars? Because they want to open the doors themselves........
17:52 Thu 05th Dec 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 17:55 Thu 05th Dec 2019
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Trump's Tree

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the White House Christmas tree? Because his staffers kept shouting out 'Moron'...
17:51 Thu 05th Dec 2019
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Pizza Express Woking Reviews Ab Trip Advisur

"If you’re in need of an alibi, this is the restaurant for you." "Love this place. I had a cracking pizza here in 2001. I remember it was 2001 because it was very strange the guy next to me had an...
17:04 Wed 04th Dec 20197 answers, last by pjgriffo 00:00 Sat 04th Jan 2020
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Christmas Pressie For The Mother-In-Law (2)

I wanted to do something nice for Christmas so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won’t let me plug it in.......
18:33 Fri 29th Nov 20192 answers, last by Canary42 20:48 Fri 29th Nov 2019
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Christmas Pressie For The Mother-In-Law

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This was Christmas 2017 Last year, Christmas came again and he didn’t buy her any...
18:21 Fri 29th Nov 20192 answers, last by jessieeden 12:30 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Caption Time

https://res.cloudinary.com/dods/image/upload/c_fill,g_center,h_500,w_1120/v1/polhome/UK%20politicians/swinsonmanifesto_umqlyt.png Young Girl, "When I get my front teeth, will I look like her?" "Is...
14:30 Thu 21st Nov 20197 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:48 Thu 21st Nov 2019
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From Only Connect

'I've got just over a kilometer and a half of paddy fields, said he with a rice mile." '#I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.'...
20:21 Mon 18th Nov 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 20:40 Mon 18th Nov 2019
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Is Strictly Rigged By Bruno

He's always judge 4 and seems to hold back to the last moment before pulling his thing out....usually matching the highest given.....is this rigging to counterbalance Mr. Miserable?
19:45 Sat 16th Nov 201920 answers, last by emmie 05:41 Sun 17th Nov 2019
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How Do I Get Out Of Ask

and back to a normal Chrome search....? Thanks.........
21:09 Thu 07th Nov 20195 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:21 Thu 07th Nov 2019
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Lib Dem Candidate Down Here In Trouble

having to apologise for this joke that he told 10 years ago...... "I knew the potential voter in front of me was dyslexic - after all, he had a cat-flap on his head." Really - where has humour gone?...
18:39 Wed 06th Nov 20196 answers, last by retrocop 19:13 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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Diagnosis Time - For Men.

There’s a simplified urine test that’s been developed for general diagnostics for we men. One should go out in the garden and have a pee. If ants gather around the puddle, then, I’m afraid,...
07:18 Wed 06th Nov 20197 answers, last by pixie374 18:45 Wed 06th Nov 2019
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Following On From Patsy's Duvet Joke....

Last Christmas I gave my grandad a prostitute and a duvet.... Which surprised him, as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket....
17:34 Sat 02nd Nov 20194 answers, last by -SharonA- 13:57 Sun 03rd Nov 2019
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Sardinian Tiles

The Parental Units loved going to Sardinia in the 70s and had a shipment of tiles made to over here - I'm just unearthing them by their hundreds from an outside 'cellar'.....they're heavy and I'm...
17:50 Fri 25th Oct 201910 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:09 Fri 25th Oct 2019
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Ode To The Scots

O Flower of Scotland, When will we see Your like again, That fought and died for, Your wee bit of Yokohoma, Japan, And you stood against them, Proud Samurai-san, They sent you homeward, To think...
18:30 Sun 13th Oct 201919 answers, last by Quizmonster 08:51 Mon 14th Oct 2019
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Microwave - Which One Would You Go For?

Contemplating my options..... main uses - heating chinese food etc from M&S and Waitrose, the occasional thing like pre-prepared mash, reheating left-overs and coffee from a plunger pot, the juice...
17:40 Fri 04th Oct 201911 answers, last by DTCwordfan 14:46 Sat 05th Oct 2019
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Where's South Africa Italy In The World Cup....

thought it was supposed to be on ITV???
10:13 Fri 04th Oct 20193 answers, last by ABerrant 10:59 Fri 04th Oct 2019

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