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Desert Island

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at...
14:51 Sun 10th Feb 20191 answer, last by Hopkirk 12:18 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Following On From Naomi's Expressions Thread - Wrong Interpretations.....

My favourite recently - the Guardian and reported in Private Eye. 'The Norfolk police breathalysed both Prince Philip and the female driver of the Kia. Both were found to be negative. This is a first...
18:06 Mon 04th Feb 20198 answers, last by woofgang 22:02 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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A Guy Pulls A Tiny Piano Out From Under His Trench Coat And Places It On The Bar...

A few people stop to watch what he's doing. He then reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano bench. By now a crowd of people has gathered to see what is going on. Finally, the man pulls out a man that is...
18:09 Sun 03rd Feb 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 11:44 Mon 04th Feb 2019
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The Welsh Train Has Already Come Off The Tracks.

1st half of the rugby in Paris over - the Welsh kicking rubbish, passes dropped, and the pack too slow to the breakdown. Ouch.....anybody else watching this misery...
21:55 Fri 01st Feb 201915 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:13 Fri 01st Feb 2019
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African Viruses - Problems In Hospital

A man returns to the UK from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to King's College hospital in London, to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. The man wakes...
20:43 Mon 28th Jan 20193 answers, last by retrocop 18:53 Tue 29th Jan 2019
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Ab Philosophy

There are only two things for any ABer to worry (and write) about: Either you are well, or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if your sick, there are two things...
20:37 Mon 28th Jan 2019
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Tim Vine Puns

I didn't tell you that I've recently got a job as putting a spout on a teapot. I'm the pourer for it The other day, someone said, "Can I have three chairs for my patio?" I said, "Well, what's so good...
13:29 Thu 24th Jan 201934 answers, last by vetuste_ennemi 01:04 Fri 25th Jan 2019
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Daughter's Mobile Phone - Billed For Call She Didn't Make.

Daughter has been billed some 30 quid for a call she didn't make - to Pakistan. She knows nobody out there and the phone has been with her at all times. O2 wanting to bill her - how does she handle it...
15:40 Sun 20th Jan 201916 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:09 Sun 20th Jan 2019
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Philip

BBC News - the D of Edinburger in a car crash near Sandringham ,his R-Rover overturned, uninjured but what the hell is a 98 year old man doing driving.....I don't care if he is in the royal family...
19:09 Thu 17th Jan 2019179 answers, last by Khandro 09:31 Sun 20th Jan 2019
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Well Thanks For All For Your Inspiration

Didn't use you on the 4th....the DT have just delivered a DT notebook and pen for the Saturday prize crossword as runner up. You provided the inspiration! Just seen the newspaper where the results...
15:45 Wed 09th Jan 20194 answers, last by Lie-in King 15:59 Wed 09th Jan 2019
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Christmas Cracker Joke Time

Christmas Cracker joke time - from your little explosive paper things today.... such as: What do you call a Santa who doesn't believe in the Nativity, Christianity or any religion? A Slaetheist.........
09:22 Tue 25th Dec 201814 answers, last by Maydup 11:42 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Happy Birthday Pixie's Granddaughter

Happy Birthday - guess we are growing up very quickly now! (Shhhh Nana will be feeling her age today!) xx https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4e/e7/fb/4ee7fbb2bc3f145edcaf91e2f9428a51.jpg...
09:15 Tue 25th Dec 20185 answers, last by pixie374 22:10 Tue 25th Dec 2018
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Happy Christmas

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pisshed off that Santa was never around to...
16:51 Sun 23rd Dec 2018
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Russian Immigrants Now?

Come ashore and our Cornish farmers/miners will see you off. Can't we hold them hostage? What would you do with them? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46602615...
13:29 Tue 18th Dec 201822 answers, last by Peter Pedant 00:06 Thu 20th Dec 2018
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The Bar....the Bet

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man...
18:51 Sun 09th Dec 20183 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 21:31 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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Following On From Canary's 'jo Public'....

It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of...
20:43 Wed 05th Dec 20183 answers, last by Ken4155 14:37 Sun 09th Dec 2018
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A Little Bit Of Fun....cybermonday

Have just received an e-mail from an online company called 'Naughty Knickers' and they are promisjng 'everything with 30% off' - the mind boggles at the prospect of knickers already down the legs by...
18:48 Mon 26th Nov 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 14:26 Tue 27th Nov 2018
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Some Fun - Haiku

Have just described a Haiku to my mother, a question of Pointless..... 3 lines, 5 syllables for lines 1 and 3 and 7 for the middle one, doesn't have to rhyme.... I've just written one for her....it...
18:58 Wed 21st Nov 201859 answers, last by Canary42 18:37 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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Robin Reliant Drivers

As a senior citizen was driving his Reliant Regal down the M42 towards the NRC, his mobile phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Dennis, I just heard on the news that...
18:46 Fri 16th Nov 20187 answers, last by vulcan42 14:29 Sat 17th Nov 2018
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Hedgehog Joke

Following on from Patsy's - an old one. Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do...
18:44 Fri 16th Nov 20185 answers, last by elliemay1 14:18 Sun 18th Nov 2018

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