A woman proudly told her friend, "I'm responsible for making my husband a millionaire."
"Well what was he before he married you?" the friend asked.
"A billionaire."...
maybe related to the so-called heatwave - only 23C here..... A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the...
What golf today and what a course and atmosphere...a brilliant round from Lowry......and many others too. Sibs would have so enjoyed it and I hope she was watching it from above..... she loved her...
3 times that of England and the rest....more die of drugs than booze What is the root cause for this? Surely, Nicola's Government is not a reason to revert to funny substances...... How should this be...
Here we are, an e-mail I have just received, a mere snip at $850...... 'Greetings You are welcome to USPS COURIER COMPANY LTD with world wide delivery at its best. We are pleased to be at your...
Any ideas/experience on solving this one The router broadband is working ok - pc no problem. TV set up:LG model on BT box....router connected to a small BT plug box sending the signal around on the...
Any plumbers out there who can advise why on this one. Old house, one tank that feeds into an Aga back boiler for hot water..... Just discovered there's no hot water running at all....not even cold...
So good old Jesus gets to lug half a tree trunk through the streets of Jerusalem, then is strung up on it, a spear through the side and a crown of thorns and left to contemplate the rest of his life...
Is not really working properly - it's [i] very[i] slow to move with the car going and often well-wide of the mark. VW T-Roc into Android programme on Google and then a USB port into the phone and...
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson about his love of racing for the Grand National. He bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black,...
Theresa May has already been sacked as the nativity manager for the HoCommons select Christmas play and party.
They have already realised that she can't run a stable government!...
A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?" asks the dentist. "Govan," she replies. After announcing he was getting married, a boy tells his pal he will be wearing the...
Caption time JC's visit to Morecambe to muddy the waters there. https://i.prcdn.co/img?regionKey=t9DClXXdzoCisx7CanieHw%3d%3d "Who is the better comedian?" "I'm pleased to hear that you aren't Jewish,...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8698434/man-27-fined-300-after-he-swallowed-funfair-goldfish-live-and-washed-it-down-with-half-a-lager/ This must surely be open for some daft captions to match the...
