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Famous Last Words.

Just from Emmerdale. Jimmy about his legal wife , "I love her, I love her, Rodney and nothing's going to change that." Appalling acting..... Any other beauts that you know? I bet this...
19:30 Thu 19th May 201128 answers, last by redman41 10:21 Fri 20th May 2011
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So what will the City of Manchester do to honour their football teams?

Will they have seperate parades for each team or will they have the balls to have one celebration for both teams and try and build some genuine Manchester pride in what the city has achieved this...
22:19 Sat 14th May 201128 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 23:00 Sat 14th May 2011
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Sun and Mirror to be possibly charged for Contempt of Cour over the Jo Yeats case.

I heard this on Radio 4 following the palaver of the landlord. Given that some folk around here were pretty liberal with their comments and views about the landlord, some bordering on contempt, I...
18:18 Thu 12th May 201116 answers, last by sara3 15:43 Sun 15th May 2011
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Not sure where to place this - Lloyds E-Mail scam

I'll let the Ed reposition this warning if he wishes. Like a lot of us I have a Pay Pal account - in my case to receive money from hits on sites that I write for and this then uploads on my orders to...
16:54 Tue 10th May 201113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:30 Tue 10th May 2011
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Tesco Story - a better one - and a good spoof (just print on paper with an uploaded Tesco brand and mail on)

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband...
16:24 Tue 10th May 20115 answers, last by seadogg 19:10 Tue 10th May 2011
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With all the Massage threads et al here tonight & silly fun, Is the Ed going for a mass deletion

If he is going for a Mass Deletion, is the Ed Catholic?
21:26 Mon 09th May 201136 answers, last by karenmac60 00:50 Tue 10th May 2011
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are we going off air?

given the message that I am now seeing at the top of my screen.... "The AnswerBank is going to have a massage at 9:40pm. We'll be back at 10pm."...
21:04 Mon 09th May 201119 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:26 Mon 09th May 2011
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Another Osama one

In the wake of Bin Laden's death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Ilford,West ham & all of Tower Hamlets killing anyone English! Police say the death toll could be as high as...
18:34 Sun 08th May 20118 answers, last by KUSTARD 20:46 Mon 09th May 2011
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DT Penultimate one (well it should lead to the last one

Fun x-word today and not that easy. for love of anything, not sure about 18d teetotaller left cheese out that's crumbly (7) -r-t-b(?)- 24a being the last one - think that is beverage Many thanks DTC...
17:06 Sat 07th May 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:52 Sat 07th May 2011
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How do I remove a fixed line in Word

Windows 7 Word/ I typed === at the end of a paragraph to act as a temporary break (for daily word counting) and it converted in to a solid double line across the page. I can not get it to delete and...
13:21 Sat 07th May 20118 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:38 Sat 07th May 2011
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are they going to kill off the Quadraplegic in Emmerdale tonight?

Well he, Jackson, is going up in a plane for a parachute jump - I seriously hope so as he really bugs me. Shame that dreadful bag, Kelly, is not with him for a "Two for One" deal. I have...
19:16 Fri 06th May 20111 answer, last by jackthehat 19:44 Fri 06th May 2011
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Hi everybody - I am back in the AB house!

So what has been happening this weekend. Any good stories, threads, bust-ups etc etc? And who has been put on the weekly naughty step.....? Great time zooming around SE England with the wedding,...
21:01 Mon 02nd May 201133 answers, last by karenmac60 23:01 Mon 02nd May 2011
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Bye all - this is not a flounce.

I am off to the London area for the wedding. Not to attend but to see friends and play some golf - will probably see the early part of the marriage but then we have a pm tee off time at Royal St...
22:35 Wed 27th Apr 201140 answers, last by Lore 02:02 Thu 28th Apr 2011
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Is that all? version 2

Thanks, Marval, for allowing the hijack A young couple were married a long time ago, Prince Charles and Lady Diana, and celebrated their first night together at Romney, doing what newlyweds do, time...
18:22 Tue 26th Apr 2011
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Can we have a Royal Wedding jokes thread for this week, ED??

a competiton for a jokes thread for this momentous (?) occasion. Agree all - bet Jemisa will second this? Here's one to begin with and you can transfer it over there if you agree, Ed. "I saw on...
12:01 Sun 24th Apr 201134 answers, last by vivandorron 22:05 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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Losing it - Last one

26a signalling when bishop ousts rook in calculation 10 B-c?-o-ing also is 8d Purist - clue is stickler for correctness and quite innocent first Many thanks -DTC...
12:00 Sat 23rd Apr 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:04 Sat 23rd Apr 2011
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Definitions of Stealing

a single person stealing something is defined as kleptomania four people stealing something is defined as group mania a whole country stealing something is Romania. Recipe for making an egg omlette in...
20:38 Fri 22nd Apr 20118 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:52 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Political Joke and Topical

One day before the beginning of the Libyan school year, the form teacher and some pupils were working hard to clean and arrange their classroom for the first school day. The teacher instructed...
18:28 Fri 22nd Apr 20111 answer, last by boxtops 19:00 Fri 22nd Apr 2011
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Unbelievable

Just done my mothers annual car tax and it was £260 - Noted in the file that two years ago this was £120 - now that is serious inflation. Looks like more tax raising through the back door...
18:37 Thu 21st Apr 201121 answers, last by Catapa 15:31 Thu 19th May 2011
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An Ode to the Ed

What though the radiance which was once so bright Be now for ever taken from my sight, Though nothing can bring back the hour Of splendour in ChatterBank, of glory in the threads just sank; We will...
18:17 Wed 20th Apr 201117 answers, last by netibiza 20:14 Wed 20th Apr 2011

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