Problem with midges down here deep in the Cornish countryside, and I am coming up to 50 bites on my legs. Do Boots sell the Avon skin Soft lotion referred to by many....I know they sell Jungle...
3 bugging me to finish (i) 2d Humble churchman embraced yours truly (6) d-r-a- (ii) 9a Deserving a big cheese (6) L?-r-h- (iii) I am assuming Sailors boasted is Crew, not Crow....... Many thx in...
8 newspapers have to pay out to him and each apologise to him - and the Mail and Sun were done for contempt of Court Good for him. When will the Press learn to to try and write news? Why is it folk,...
Anybody else having problems with Yahoo Messenger on the Top Contacts Button staying on this morning? I go to click on it and it holds for max 20 secs and then shuts off. If not, what could be the bug...
A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But...
Yes, I was in today, writing and had Doctors come on after the 1pm News. I couldn't believe it and have fired off a formal complaint to the BBC. Who was the Turkey in their production team who allowed...
Two parts to this one - which I have forgotten how to do. (i) I have a map that I want to take from Powerpoint into a Word Document. How do I do that - it's just the one page? (ii) the document is in...
My name is Rebekah Wade I was the News of the World ex Ed I told porky fibs and got duly laid And now this Journo is so plainly "dead" My name is Andy Coulson I hired a dubious hack Who...
starring Molly as Mollykins
Please nominate other characters and actors, plus support staff like Directors, Producers, Camerafolk, Booms, etc.
Richard Wilson to play Doc, to kick it off....
MC has been moaning about the course this year - and possibly with good reason. He did win today on a very difficult sprint as it finished with 800m uphill and favoured the French rider Gilbert (who...
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. “What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it s an absolute steal at only...
A black guy walks into a Pub with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the woman behind the bar. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says...
I was enjoying the sordidness of that thread.
What happened after 8-30 to have it removed - it was hilarious as it was so unbelievable,
Congrats to the Ed and Mods to letting it run............
who love to get their claws in and then hide behind their righteous stance? No names, of course, mentioned....... And make accusations about wanting to control - especially in the very sad events that...
Less than a month ago, the Met Office was reporting 33 ͦ C max for Wimbledon week, and also indicating a heatwave Now they are forecasting a week of these storms continuing running in and disrupting...
Just seen the Beeb news and the Bruins beat the Vancouver Canucks to win the Stanley Cup.... result - violence, rioting, looting and carnage in the streets of Vancouver. Canucks are obviously the same...