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Posted this on bit of a daft riddle on Animals......it's fun

FIFTEEN USES FOR A DEAD HAMSTER, TWO DEAD HAMSTERS OR MORE 1. Link two with an unbent coat hanger and you have cheap ear muffs. 2. Use several at the base of a door as a draft-blocker. 3. Stuff a...
19:53 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by chrissa1 19:55 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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New Liverpool young "Star" footballer

Roy Hodgson recently flew out to Kabul to see this wonderful young 16 year old star football player. Got him signed up and back to Anfield. His first match was for the 2nds against the United crew. He...
18:11 Wed 22nd Dec 20103 answers, last by squarebear 18:35 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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3.6 Richter Quake hits Cumbria - news today 20-12-10

Apparently it really shook the buildings through the Lake District and down to Preston. Reports are coming in that it is caused £3 million of improvements in Barrow-in-Furness....
17:17 Wed 22nd Dec 20102 answers, last by jno 17:37 Wed 22nd Dec 2010
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My last one of two with the DT

Officers to lead British and German forces, 3-5 T--(the?) -r-s- This will then give me the last letter of 22d on understanding greek as poetry primarily (5) and g-a-- many thanks this "apres-midi...
18:19 Sat 18th Dec 20106 answers, last by bibblebub 18:33 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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DT American Indian village clue

Got 22d wrong (thought initially indigo) penny turniong blue at old American Indian village (6) -u-b?-o - this would put 26 a at adorable.... Thanks...
16:16 Sat 11th Dec 20105 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:20 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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DT Last 2

24a turn pale with certain enjoyment (8) -(l?)-a-(n)-e 26a fit lady who is very attractive (8) -(d)-r-(i)-e (could be adorable? but then I would have 22d wrong...
16:05 Sat 11th Dec 20102 answers, last by douglas9401 16:14 Sat 11th Dec 2010
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DT Cryptiv

10a Depression thus comes to fellow - one with a drink problem....(10) - have a suspicion on this one! 12 a Sport needing line laid down by an instrument ( 7) (fishing?) 15d That woman in ancient city...
19:36 Fri 10th Dec 20109 answers, last by TheWinner 20:39 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Golf Course or.....

4 long time golf friends out for a game. The first one on to the tee says "I can't afford to carry on playing - it's not the green fees or the lost golf balls; every time I play I have to buy a...
14:40 Fri 10th Dec 20101 answer, last by Groupie 21:23 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Airline limits of passenger carry-on liquids.

My sis is off to France (from Bristol airport on Easy or Ryan) this weekend with her partner - it is his birthday. He has a weakness for those choccies with liqueurs in them. They travel carry on -...
18:14 Wed 08th Dec 20104 answers, last by Bambiagain 18:26 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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The Concorde crash thread

I responded to this thread with a very old black-humour joke about the Air France captain and his German passengers. Gromit responded that this was sick as "most of the passengers were...
15:33 Tue 07th Dec 20102 answers, last by ChuckFickens 15:47 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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DT Cryptic clues

1a Noted part-player on stage (5-6) -----/--n--- 8d They stay well away from work (11) could be -a-a---r-rs (not sure about the two 'a's 3d Skinhead breaks rules, drops out (7) Many thanks.........
19:37 Mon 06th Dec 20102 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:43 Mon 06th Dec 2010
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Old joke about Boobs

following another thread on this 'educated' subject... Guy goes to the doctor...... "Doctor, I have a fixation on big boobs" "Well, let's explore this.." Doc pulls out a table...
22:39 Sat 04th Dec 20102 answers, last by wildwood 04:29 Tue 07th Dec 2010
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Google Cameras - Thieves use Google to find lead on church roof

I am sure the subject of Google and its invasive techniques, photographing all our houses, businesses and 'institutions', has probably come up here before. I think that the following article in the DT...
21:36 Sat 04th Dec 201011 answers, last by Gromit 15:57 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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DT 26415

1a Copper with spirit gets position in church (6) --r-c- (kirsch?) 13a Ina month forces' sweetheart will get ham (7) o-e-a-- 15a I engaged in rewriting my Donpe and Keats work (8) e-d-m-o- Thanks in...
16:15 Sat 04th Dec 20109 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 17:15 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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Last one for tonight re Bernie but the last is the best...

Bernard Matthews' family have denied rumours that they are going to have him stuffed, instead of interred or cremated, "As that would be completely tasteless". Depends what flavour stuffing...
22:10 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 00:28 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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One more Bernie

The maggots announced their biggest Xmas ever. Bernard Matthews for dinner....
22:03 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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More Bootiful Bernie stories

Bernard Matthews' family is said to devastated after reading the will. He only left a poultry amount. ______ Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Matthews jokes and *** puns. I'm off...
21:52 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:58 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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How Sensitive - BBC2 Hairy Bikers cooking Pork

My goodness me, the diversity police need to be out at Aunty Beeb For some strange reason, largely the cold rain outside, I have the Hairy Bikers on the googgle box (I can't stand that dreadful Anne...
18:52 Fri 03rd Dec 20107 answers, last by EDDIE51 19:56 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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DT 26414

12a While a pet hen possibly needs tim, this creature would be too extravagant a possession (5-8) --i--/---P---T 1a An old cleric accepts extra money from the other side of the world (10) ----P-----...
18:15 Fri 03rd Dec 20104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:21 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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the AB system - anyway to change which message we land on in a thread?

Is there any trick to put into the system somewhere to take you to the last message of the thread, rather than the first message? Especially usueful if you are bouncing between threads..... Thx in...
20:20 Wed 01st Dec 20108 answers, last by boxtops 20:38 Wed 01st Dec 2010

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