King George Vi goes into a pet shop. "I-I-I-d l-l-like t-t-t-o b-buy t-t-that p-p-parr-ottt in t-t-the w-wi-ndow." "Yyyyess the the p-p-parrott is is for s-s-sale" says the shop...
To welcome our new adviser on insurance matters to the site! A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You...
Can't let this one go without some input from fellow ABers.... Just a minute or so ago, Bunny Campione, cracking a bull whip, said "Rodeo comes to Norfolk" Now that must be worth some...
The mater is thinking of one, excellent condition and priced at £2k for a 1.8T petrol automatic 2002. Looks like its a good buy as the market suggests 2.5 to 3.5 as the spread on age and...
I see Michael Vaughan was in fine form last night with the one liners like "What do you call an Aussie who has a hundred runs to his name?" The Bowler "What do you call an Aussie...
It is rather to have the boot on our foot for once........ A woman goes into her local police station. "Officer, help me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer." "What?"...
1a settlement is potentially put at risk (10) ----r----- 4d staff charge is steep (8) ------t- 12a Can lease be adjusted, after profit from retail activity (9,4) --e-----e/-a-- 13d Just yawns,...
Just need this iritating one to then release the last clue. 25d Trade commonly in road heading north for island 5l i---a This then triggers 28a One other to check on 29a Sharp cry coming from narrow...
Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies. He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R...
Think I will give jaydah's joke a wide berth as no doubt there will a fatwa announced over his yarn Another Pearly Gates on though. Pavarotti goes into Heaven and up to the Pearly Gates where he meets...
6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? & 26a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........
6d Bill for peanuts (4) -e-k I think it is Beak......agree? and 26 a Warn engineer to take 30-second delay (6) r-m--d I think is remind..... Thanks & Happy New Year this palindromic day,.........
Reminds me of an old one: 84 year old marries a 24 year old. He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her, "What was he like?" "Oh very generous and...
My mother asked me the origins of the name "Boxing Day" I replied that it was the day for stress-outs and family fights. She believed me. Then I gave her the real logic for the name. It does...
I send three parcels to the USA to my daughters over there, age 8 and 12, one week before the RM's suggested deadline. They did not arrive on time, i.e by yesterday. Two disappointed girls and sorry,...
Notwithstanding that there were 9 injuries, no fatalities, why was a coach going around Norfolk on a Christmas 'Tour' today? I can't think of anything nmore redundant than a tour of Norfolk to sample...