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Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday and it's pi...er, raining hard. I shan't need to water the garden today. I won't be out very long either. I hope it's better where you are. Have a happy day everyone....

daisya

Would You Prefer...

...to be called an atheist or a realist...and is there a difference?

pixie373

Children And Old People,who'd Have 'em?!

Just took elderly gentleman client to a cafe. He's a little deaf and speaks quite loudly. His first comment on sitting down, was "it says 'help yourselves to cutlery.' We need more forks at home,...

2sp_

(Don't read this if you are likely to feel queasy at the mention of "women's things".) Since having the kids (last one is a year old), my periods have been horrendous. They are still bang on time each...

MyBlackHen

Mrs Brown's Boys

Soooo funny tonight, I actually spluttered on my keyboard, loved it.

moonraker558

Reward Offered

For the safe return of ttfn. All shout her name out loud. "TT where are you" I hope another bloke ain't got her chained to the sink....

ToraToraTora

What's The Oddest Thing You Have Been Asked In An Interview>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22844117 In the one about the giraffe, that's a lead in to the old joke. "how do you get an elephant in the fridge?" - Easy, open fridge door, place elephant in...

desktop

Just Had A Funny Phone Call

really weird

frozengal

Loving Relationship With Your Husband.

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their...

Ric.ror

Any Thing Nice Planned......

For the weekend?

sandyRoe

Some Of Them Throw Donkeys Off Church Towers And Kill Bulls For Fun, But Is This A Leap Too Far?

http://news.uk.msn.com/in-pictures/spanish-baby-jumping-festival...

anotheoldgit

Airlines Warned By The British Government Not To Allow Edward Snowden To Board Any Flights To The Uk.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2341504/Edward-Snowden-Britain-issues-global-warning-airlines-let-CIA-leaker-board-flight-UK.html Perhaps the same kind of measures should be enforced to...

lcg

Hi Everyone.....

on tuesday i was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. after all the other diagnoses, problems, pills, and pain......i really do not know how to take this diagnosis. i've obviously done a bit of reading and...

Dee Sa

Cats With A Camera Going Out At Night

I find this programme fascinating, I must watch again the concluding part tonight, if you are a cat lover you will enjoy.

Butterbun

Emmerdale

Oh Kerry... No baby? fancy trying to snare a fellow with that story. Did you think it through? Shame on you.

hc4361

Assuming You Live In The Uk

What is the furthest you have travelled within the UK for a holiday, and is there any part of the UK you have never been to but would like to? I've been to Scotland, Wales, Ireland and the ROI, the...

McMouse

Aplomb

His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a question my Lord?" "Go ahead Carson," said his Lordship. "I am doing the crossword in...