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Gggrrrrrr

Just had a bit of a run in with a nurse in our local A&E. Daughter #1 managed to tip her chair backwards and cracked her head on the radiator. Massive bump, thankfully didn't knock herself out and...

carleykayy

What does Sundari mean and in what language?

it means light in Pashtu it means beautiful in Bengali it means victorious in Hindu it means calm in Urdu...

anotheoldgit

It's never been the same since they started charging for plastic bags.

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sandyRoe

I'm buying a drink for all the ABers. Believers can view it as a Christmas present and the goodly unGodly as a

Winter solstice gift. Any Pagans about can see it as a Yule present. http://www.oxfam.org....water-on-tap-ou7044ag...

flipnflap

Word is that Dave Lee Travis has just been arrested in the aftermath of the Savile scandal. He follows Gary Glitter and Freddie Starr who were both taken in for questioning and then released in the...

joeluke

Dettori

Horse Racing officials have apologised to Frankie Dettori after a random drug test showed excessively high amounts of testosterone. It appears his blood sample got mixed up with Clare Balding's....

DTCwordfan

In response to Ed's Newsletter

Apart from Jonny's Christmas Cracker Sheep joke thread, I''ll add this Welsh Anthem to the mix: I like shagging sheep 'Cos they don't have big clodding feet They have little hooves instead And they're...

sunny-dave

One More Sheep ....

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JonnyBoy12

I hope you will not be too sheepish to enjoy these jokes!

What do you call a sheep with a machine gun? Lambo! What is a sheep's most feard formed of armed conflict? Drench warfare! What did the ram say to his girlfriend? I love ewe! Why did the sheep steal a...

kat2206

Oh my.....

Well, I have been out for many long walks since my last post. I have given myself a talking to. At the end of day, I'm a 44 year old professional woman, solvent, relatively good looking (ish), I have...

Craftypig

Christmas free accomodation.

Can anyone suggest where I could find somewhere to this Christmas where there will be nothing to remind me that it is Christmas, preferably somewhere that allows pets too.

lady-janine

good morning Aber's

good morning everyone. hope you are all well. i have not go up early to do something exciting. i just could t sleep. hope you are doing better than i am. think i may wander off back to bed soon to...

Krausse

Masterchef: The professionals.

Do you think Michel Roux takes himself far too seriously ? If he gave me one of his well presented platters with four spots of food on it I would send it back and demand a meal !

gness

On a Wet and Windy Night

one year ago today a lonely young redhead was sitting in her king size bed..... ok scrub the young but the king size is true.....you never know. ;-) ......wondering if the poor, dull lights on her...

Mick-Talbot

Well I think things are shaping up nicely

Still time for the end of the world before Christmas.

sunny-dave

Police Commissioner Elections

Tomorrow, for the first time ever, the public across England and Wales will elect police and crime commissioners who will be accountable for how crime is tackled in their police force area. Tomorrow,...

Booldawg

Wine Faux Pas

Picked up a bottle of Sancerre in France a few months ago. Saved it until now. Put it in the fridge for a few hours to chill. Bit surprised on opening it - its red! LOL damn my minimal knowledge of...

excelsior-1

I've been invited to join an austerity protest march ...

... But i said no, i cannot afford it

gness

Sqad...A Quickie.

My granddaughter was born with three kidneys....two had to be removed when she was a baby. My daughter, not her mother, has been a bit unwell and tests today show she has three kidneys.. two normal...

LazyGun

To the Scots here - whats your opinion on Donald Trump?

Just read some comments from Donald Trump to the effect that everyone in Scotland loves "Trump International Golf Links" up in Aberdeen. Is that the case? Are most people broadly supportive...

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