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Jokes of the day

A woman goes to the doctor and she has a piece of lettuce stuck in the top of her knickers. Doctor says "whats wrong here then?" woman says "oh doctor...that's just the tip of the...

NoMercy

Wines Of The Week

Zamora Californian Zinfadel is a rich and succulent red bursting with all layer upon layer of ripe berries and oodles of jamminess . This is a sophisticated wine which can be drunk on its own or...

what..the?

meaning of the word pasty??

I have heard that to young people this means a ladies private area? I need to know to save embarrassment? Thank you in advance...

sinderella

shaved eyebrows

15 year ols boy shaved his eyebrows for a dare! punishment for him abers please...

joko

Evidence of homophobic attack...?

http://www.telegraph....-and-set-on-fire.html obviously this is tragic and horrific thing to happen but why are they going on about him being gay and it being a homophobic attack...and using it as the...

daddles

Slow Answerbank

Why is Answerbank running slow?

quizzywig

Spooks

Well the very last episode was very exciting! Can't say anything more since many folk many not have seen it.

dotty.

Grandaughter

At last!! Anya Eliza Hawkes arrived at 7.21pm on Saturday night, I was exhausted having spent 24 hours at the hospital myself but baby's mum had a 48 hour labour and so I shouldn't can't moan! Anya is...

rowanwitch

little moan re new logo

I find the stereotypical hag on a broomstick a bit insulting... Bats , moon and pumpkin fine.... Sorry Ed......

McMouse

THE SCOTTISH COW

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Scotland .. It was wonderful, produced lots...

redhelen

I feel awful!!

I have spent the weekend in bed and on the sofa - symptoms as such other than feeling totally drained and very light headed - if I stood up and tried to walk somewhere I felt like I was going to pass...

Bobbisox

What will happen to the Anti Capitalism protesters when it comes to the Armistice Day Parade on November 13th?

They say they will stay till Christmas. I wonder if the parade can go ahead now? Should they be "forced out" now? if so, how could this be be enforced, The Bankers don't give a stuff that...

LazyGun

Global Population

Since my birth, global population has more than doubled - I think that is kind of scary, and mind-bogglingly quick....... See how much global population has increase since you date of birth......

anotheoldgit

At last a victory for common sense.

http://www.telegraph....igh-level-review.html Should this case have gone this far in the first place?...

Khandro

Greek debt

On December 31st 2006, the UK paid the final instalment of £45.5 million to the USA, thus discharging the last of its Word War II loans, some 50 years after contracting them. Why should the...

joko

what about having statuses...?

like on facebook... just a short space under the username, to write notes, like happy birthday aber, or announce your own, or a whatver it could also cut down on pointless statuses like 'im bored' or...

slinkycat

Cataract surgery update for Sqad and others

I've posted several queries on here re my Dad's cataract surgery, and received very helpful replies. Just wanted to report that at last, he has had the long awaited op on one eye:-) He is a different...