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not too smutty ?

hi have a friend who is "a bit down " any short text*s i can send them, not too smutty please. tia

B00

People never fail to disgust me.

Yesterday afternoon, my eldest daughter came to visit me. She was only here an hour when he phone rang. It was her neighbour who'd seen a lad throw something over her (6 foot) backyard gate and leg...

jazzyjen

upper class person, one in youth hostel originally (3)

Y_H

joeluke

A woman has collapsed after taking part in a marathon lesbian orgy.........

.........doctors say she overdosed on crack

CD0999

Fish pedicures

I have noticed places offering pedicures by living fish springing up all over the place. They are advertidsed as being very safe but I read that in the USA some states have banned the use of fish on...

squarebear

Hammer

I recently bought a hammer from B&Q. Once out of the shop, I started hitting myself over the head with it. Unfortunately, this caused severe injuries and I was away from work for several days....

HJT40

Dog changing behaviour

I have a 4 year old lab cross, who from the word go could not be walked off the lead, he would run and run. We live in the country, but with quite a busy country road, which he had escaped on to. We...

luco1110

pics

i deleted some pics from my mobile can someone tell if i can get back thanks...

gina32

the big wedding

apparently granny and daddy are going to help towards the cost, how sweet

vivandorron

What's a good Blender.?

We are looking to buying a Blender. Ideally, a stainless steel base and glass jug. Argos has available a 'Cookware Signature' which could meet our requirements, but we have never previously come...

denis567

Scouse Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and...

sandyRoe

Her elephant has died yet she refuses all my offers of help

My on-line friend from Africa has lost her elephant in tragic circumstances. A lorry carrying medical missionaries upcountry got stuck at a ford and her father told her to use the elephant to help...

joggerjayne

dot Los Angeles ?

Los Angeles now has its own domain ... .LA So when do we all get our "local" domains? .BN ? ... that sounds jolly....

AlBags

What is wrong with this site? ...............

Just lately, it's taking twice as long to load a page than eBay! Must be a server or code problem surely. I don't think the issue is Gravatar loading avatars. Anyone else getting really slow progress...

berylbarber

Looking for common foreign words and/or phrases used in the english language.

looking for foreign words and/or phrases commonly used in the english language. They are: A Vast Selection (Swedish - 11) Out of control (Malay - 4) A duty on levied goods (Arabic - 7) A great yield...

wiggal

Got some news...

Hey guys, I got engaged last night!! :-) I'm the happiest girl around right now! And just celebrated with a curry and a bottle of champage is currently chilling in the fridge! :-D xx...

sherrardk

Headteacher's secretaries

Anyone actually met a nice headteacher's secretary (or Headteacher's PA or School Manager or whatever else they call themselves)? The one at our local primary school has been away for six weeks and...

Francis Asis

Rover car in BBC's The Indian Doctor.

In The Indian Doctor Mr Sharp drives a Rover car. The locks are the lift up type that were easy to open with a coat hanger if you had left the window open a crack. It also has seat belts. The year is...

boona

How do you work out the cost of petrol per mile?

Just wondered how I work it out? I have a family member who always wants me to pick up her child etc but she lives a few miles away. Its eating my petrol and I told her. She said she will pay me for...

snowyball

duck legs

hello, i bought two duck legs from sainsburys ( it was on offer!) But i dont know what to or how to cook it? anyone have any good recipe? i love it crispy but i dont mind, but i dont want duck in...

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