[i] Apparently a true story.. [i] On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, an RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective...
Don't know what it is all about with Zeus' Beautiful Daughters. in 58 A.
We have ?H?E? G?A?E? (Two Words)
Is it Three Graces we wonder but he had sooo many!
Guidance appreciated.
Creakey...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/number-of-muslims-in-prison-doubles-in-decade-to-12000-9222237.html It would seem that everyone and everything is to blame apart from the criminals...
Was sat near patio doors day before yesterday watching this ginormous rat going up and down my decking collecting bits of food the kids had dropped. This was going on most of the afternoon in...
I'm sure one or two of you will remember me, I left a few months ago but have decided to come back, had to add an extra number to the end of my old username though as I couldn't use the same name. I...
It's the weekend! Not too bad out, but a bit damp.
I'm off to the canal today to see friends. I'm looking forward to that as I haven't seen them for a while.
Have a happy day everyone....
Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.. 'Aye up lad' he said to the vet 'I need to talk to thee ab'at mi cat' Vet: 'Is it a tom?' Yorkshireman: 'Nay I've bought it wi me' A bloke from Barnsley is...
A mate of mine has just admitted he's been sleeping with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"...
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After...
A survey of 2,000 British adults was commissioned to mark the launch of the new TV series ‘Believe’. The poll asked respondents about their beliefs as well as superstitions that still hold sway in...
Before my son died he had only lived with his girl friend for about 10 weeks, and had only been seeing her for about 6 months. He moved in to her rented accommodation with her. Since he died in 2009...
A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can...
Hi, Monday I had to go to the Dr with terrible pains in my upper tummy and he said I had cacification on my gall bladder and I would have to have it out. He gave me some Zapain for pain, Buscopan for...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2591500/BBC-sued-1-MILLION-Jeremy-Clarkson-racism-allegations-presenter-makes-slope-remark-Top-Gear-Burma-special.html I will leave it to others to comment, I'm...
I saw a clip the other day of a lesbian wedding or might have been a civil ceremony. But what struck me was the fact that one of them was wearing a beautiful dress and the other was wearing a suit...
Friday!!! :o} The weekend beckons. A bit frosty this morning, but it's slowly going. I hope someone has lit fire under the wind this morning. I had nothing to do yesterday. I never realised being a...
I am taking my Daughter to London by Rail,apart from the price, what is the difference between 1st and Standard Class Travel? Many Thanks for any replies. (I have to go now but will respond to any...
Q] What's the first thing men do after an orgasm?
A] Two per cent go for a pee. Three per cent fall asleep. And ninety-five per cent clear their browsing history from their computer!...
Any arty/crafty people on here? I came across an old newspaper the other day, Sept. 18th, 1942. which had been rolled up in a wall and was part of the insulation. Obviously, after being rolled up for...
