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A Carpet Layer.....

... had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a quick cigarette, only to realize he had misplaced them somewhere . In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump....

Connemmara

My sister is shall I say OCD particularly regarding mats. Bought herself a new one maybe yesterday or the day before - she says she couldn't stick it as when you walk on it you see your footprints (ie...

queenofmean

Caption Competition October 13Th

By George I think I cracked it! Here is todays caption (2 of my fave men Tai (L) and Darcy (R) ) this makes me laugh so im keen to find out what caption you guys come up with. Shall pick out a winner...

Jordyboy9

This Site

This site is a pleasure to be on with people like murraymints Mrs o Tony Cupid baldric Zach I could go on and on you are all nice to be part of and l count myself lucky to be part of. this. Xxx....

ladybirder

Goodnight Little Friend

For 20+ years she has been a constant presence in my life and I shall miss her. We went to the vet at midnight last night where she was PTS as she had renal failure. Going to bury her in the garden...

Just-Jude

You'll Never Walk Alone!

Why is David Cameron always seen supporting the England football team? He was at Wembley again on Friday night, the rest of the UK must be feeling left out. Is England the only team he wants to...

KillerKonKon

Hello

I'm new here ;0)

EcclesCake

It's My Own Fault.....

......for watching Alibi and other marginal TV stations but....please the advert quality is grim. Thankfully I wasn't eating my lunch as an advert for a pedi thing. A battery powered hard skin/callous...

anneasquith

Is It A Public/school Holiday In England Tomorrow ? Tia

as above

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Yesterday couldn't make it's mind up, a mixture of rain and sunshine. I wonder what today has in store. Dry at the moment. Not a lot to do today. Makes a change! Have a happy day everyone....

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and...

Purple_Popple

How Many Cars Have You Owned

Since passing your driving test I have owned 8!

Messalina

Anyone Else's Cat Like Tomatoes?

Just caught mine helping himself in the kitchen....

sunny-dave

Wine For The Weekend

I can't remember the last time I recommended some wine from Sainsburys - they don't email me their offers and I rarely go in the stores. It seems a bit unfair to ignore them - they were a major...

sailbad47

Marketing Term For Comestibles Such As Blueberries Or Kale With Supposed Health Benefits

38d - 9 letters have: ? u ? e ? f ? o ?

spevick

Sat Tel.27307

4down..they're full of stingers giving nettle rash H???S 18down....mounted second rate attack giving abuse U?B?A?D 25 across...make threat to London college with no short answer I?N?R?L Many thanks...

kornat

Daily Telegraph

Last one and very annoying, can't find the answer anywhere. Village in Argyle and Bute, site of a castle that appeared in the video of the 'Mull of Kintyre' by Paul McCartney and his band wings. (7)...

Katie39

Dt Cryptic

21a famous aristocrat retaining part time soldiers n?t???e.

gness

Happy Birthday, Neti.

Neti...have a lovely birthday and greetings from Ann too....Gx

chokkie

D Tel Gk

Just stuck on two this morning .... 28d domestic assistant at Oxford University (5) ?c?u? 26d arm of the southern ocean (4,3) r?s? sea Many thanks, Chox....

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