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maggiebee

Good Morning

Good morning folks. Never posted at this time before. Not just up, just finished a shift and off to bed now.
02:44 Sat 12th Oct 201390 answers, last by waterboatman 07:34 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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queenofmean

Caption Competition October 12Th

As promised I said I would do this for this weekend. Sadly I can't use the image that I had planned to use so make of this what you wish. I shall be out most of tomorrow so I shall pick a winner about...
22:43 Fri 11th Oct 201319 answers, last by stewey 01:36 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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homedeeth

Whistles

Why does a rugby referees whistle sound different to a football referees? There doesn't seem to be much difference in crowd noise and i thought that was a factor...
06:43 Sat 12th Oct 20139 answers, last by Tilly2 11:02 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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flump1

How Do You Cope ?

Being in the company of people you really don't like ? My step daughter has taken up with the town pig...she is 17 and he is 23, he has a child and has abused that child resulting in hospital...
20:03 Fri 11th Oct 201346 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:57 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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LochNessMonster

Mrs Nessie Update Folks

She is recovering well has further backup treatment soon for her cancer. She sends you all her love. http://www.flickr.com/photos/21684261@N04/with/10203290996/ If link works you'll see she with my...
07:33 Fri 11th Oct 201315 answers, last by Dee Sa 23:29 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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sunny-dave

Approach With Caution

Look - I mean it - finish your tea first. From the well respected mumsnet site (the comments are priceless) : http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis...
17:57 Fri 11th Oct 201393 answers, last by gness 23:20 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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rabet

I Am Rubbish At

. . . wrapping presents. It looks a simple thing to do, but I always make a real boll$$ks of it. Is there anything you can't do that you think should be simple?
21:09 Fri 11th Oct 201333 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:47 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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excelsior-1

A Chap Goes..............

....along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A...
15:54 Sat 05th Oct 20132 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:17 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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joggerjayne

Oriental Gags

To follow ...
08:17 Wed 09th Oct 201319 answers, last by LochNessMonster 08:00 Sun 13th Oct 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday and the weekend beckons. It's a bit breezy this morning [i]the weather, not me![i] So I shan't be venturing too far today. I've enought to do indoors to keep me occupied for a while. Have a...
03:46 Fri 11th Oct 2013222 answers, last by mazie 07:40 Fri 11th Oct 2013
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naomi24

Jesus Is Your Salvation.

Why? What has he saved you from?
21:54 Fri 04th Oct 201355 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:42 Thu 10th Oct 2013
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DrFilth

Sse Think We Must Be Due Some Cold Weather

they are putting their tariffs up by 8-2% http://news.sky.com/story/1152552/energy-bills-sse-to-raise-tariffs-by-8-2-percent...
08:01 Thu 10th Oct 201330 answers, last by boxtops 22:22 Thu 10th Oct 2013
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Dizmo

Could Be A Long Night!

I received a text earlier from the woman that works at the Rhythm and Booze up the road asking if I can 'pick locks'. It turns out that the owner hasn't paid the electricity bill and they have been...
16:45 Thu 10th Oct 201349 answers, last by Mamyalynne 14:34 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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Dizmo

Down Down Down From Here But How Far

I;m on one again but this time I feel it's stronger. I remember the people who have helped me and I also remember the ones who have helped and abandoned me. Looks like another night of pain I think....
20:30 Thu 10th Oct 201328 answers, last by anneasquith 13:14 Sat 12th Oct 2013
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Tilly2

An Wonderful Lady

I visited my dad in his care home today and whilst I was there, one of the other residents, Ivy, had a friend visiting her. This lady, Polly, comes to see Ivy twice a week bringing her something nice,...
18:27 Thu 10th Oct 201327 answers, last by mazie 19:41 Thu 10th Oct 2013
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joggerjayne

Secret Bank Accounts

Being discussed on Loose Women today. Women having a little secret kitty. Fair enough? The "night out with the girls" kitty, or the "having a bit of a fling" kitty?...
12:17 Thu 10th Oct 201359 answers, last by dave50 15:19 Tue 15th Oct 2013
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Thursday. It's bit nippy this morning. Lots of stars on display, so I can deduct that the sky is clear. A lovely trip on the canal yesterday, not too chilly but dry. I have one more this season, a...
03:25 Thu 10th Oct 2013164 answers, last by Baldric 08:38 Thu 10th Oct 2013
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DTCwordfan

Image And Competition Part 2 - Only Tonight, 10/9

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/02/article-2069200-0F06583F00000578-884_634x521.jpg DTC and Excel meet in an aquarium bar............ Captions please - deadline midnight or your bits get bitten...
20:29 Wed 09th Oct 201315 answers, last by humbersloop 21:52 Wed 09th Oct 2013
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joggerjayne

Cutting The Nose Off

... the cheese. Bad form? Or ... Well, it's just a piece of cheese....
21:06 Wed 09th Oct 201353 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:38 Wed 09th Oct 2013
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Yorky Lass

New Game For You - Plane Spotting

If you get bored why not try spotting the plane flying over you http://planefinder.net/ I've just seen a plane flying from Pakistan to Manchester. I was actually looking for the Space Station, but...
19:30 Wed 09th Oct 201313 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:46 Wed 09th Oct 2013

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