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bacon danish joint

i have a bacon danish joint-smoked which i had planned to make pea and ham soup in the slow cooker,but it says on the packaging that it should be roasted in the oven,how should i cook this ?

sandyRoe

What's wrong with me?

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk... Winter blues, I suppose?...

queenofmean

Arrrghhhhhhhhh.....

....why the f*** do spanners always find there way into the works

murraymints

Home again for a few days..dad had his chemo Friday..a bit tired now and as my sis is still here from Singapore have come home to get some housework/garden done before I go back to stay for another...

RevArkwright

Cooked chickens

Morrisons used to be two for £7. Now £5.49 each. Ridiculous. I understand a VAT increase has been applied. Good news. ASDA two for £6. £4.50 each, a bargain. Thought I would...

starone

Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes: Sex with your wife - Legal & General. Sex on the telephone -...

Psybbo

DT, a request

For one of your odes, a cheery one xxx...

gness

Hi Sqad as you seem to be around

Call from my GP today. Letters seem to have been lost or not acted on re my leg problem. Scan should have been booked but hasn't. Will chase up tomorrow. There is one letter in in my notes that says I...

dotty.

emmerdale live

my money is on carl being either the killer (he's done it twice) or killed

Ann

Out of date pork loin steaks

I have just found 6 pork loin steaks from Tesco in my second fridge which I thought OH had put in the freezer! They are dated to be used by 5 October so obviously I am reluctant to use them as they...

maggiebee

How non PC dare I go..?

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf...

magsmay

newbie....

I came on here earlier today to get a question hopefully answered on a property issue -and I'm hooked - is this a bad thing lol!

mickman

she is buried in westminster abbey

what did she do for charles the 2nd and was not paid for,and was put in a debtors prison ?

Ann

National Poetry Day

Just heard its National Poetry Day today................. How about a poem from our own "King of the AB Odes!" (try saying that fast!) ;)...

petal54

the AB eds

where do the Eds do their thing,answers on a postcard to......

parkie

Petrol Prices.

I worked out the cost of petrol per gallon today and on average it's over £6. It appears bad enough when we look at prices per litre but even worse when we work it out in gallons. And as for...

mrs_overall

Mackerel Can Seriously Damage Your Health

I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.

chaptazbru

Going out for an Italian meal tonight, thinking spaghetti carbonara (don't know if I've spelt that right!)

What's everyone else having ?

slinky.kate

FAO the editor

heres to a man who is a true inspiration to the rest of us.If he can make it,we've all got a chance.