recently on a charter flight to Goa we experienced turbulence and the captain announced fasten seatbelts, I was in the lavvy at the time and the lights went out, having just eaten a meal [ well I...
Daughter wanted an electric sewing machine so I put an advert on Freegle. Very kind lady gave me one which I duly passed to my daughter. First time she tried to use it it went "bang" and fused...
you can see why De Niro rarely goes on chat shows - what a dull man! And how bored does he look? First time ive seen Norton look uncomfortable. Who's had more Botox - Cher or Jennifer Saunders?...
Why were the Carolingians so successful compared to other barbarian states that survived after the collapse of western rome ? what were some of the greatest of their achievements ?
Saw this word ^^ on the early morning thread and I've no idea what it means. Could someone enlighten me please. Tried google but it kept saying
penguin not pingwing, lol!...
My uncle specifically wants a glass paperweight, but I think he would love this. Yest it is described as a glass ornament. Which one is it??? It is the one in the middle on this page -...
Drizzle Cake recipe. In order to prevent me getting earache, due to my wife asking about a recipe, is there anyone out there who can provide me with an up-to-date recipe for Drizzle Cake, with all the...
When the need to break wind is one that arises Remember that fa*rts come in all shapes and sizes. There is scarcely a sound to accompany some While others erupt with great noise from your bum. The...
I've got several bottles of wine that have been in store for ten years or more. Before I post descriptions of the wines, are there any expert/knowledgeable ABers out there who could provide a...
According to this link, some of my passwords would take ..... wait for it ....... over 15 million years to crack (15,091,334 actually). On the other hand, some would take only 3.5 minutes if your...
"Sorry Your Honour, but I was asleep all the time" http://uk.news.yahoo.com/drink-driver-who-crashed-at-100mph-avoids-jail-after-claiming-he-was--sleep-driving--before-accident-125250767.html Speeding...