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Have I Got News For You

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/12/nigel-farage-have-i-got-news-for-you_n_5137440.html?utm_hp_ref=uk&;ir=UK One may not agree with Nigel Farage's politics but he did not deserve to be put up as...

emmie

The Wig And Pen Is

open for business, this should delight DT http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/04/10/the-wig--penis-is-not-open-but-the-wig--pen-is-picture_n_5123963.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular...

slinky.kate

Yaaaah,son Got A Job?

he starts a week on monday

redman41

Local Welsh Customs

A Londoner visiting an upland region of Wales came across a local Shepherd tending his Flock in the mountains, when they came across an Ewe with her head caught in a fence. The shepherd dropped his...

sandyRoe

Is This As Good A Caution Against Speeding As You're Likely To See?

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/rider-records-near-death-escape/2ie4its4...

marval

Chef Pickups

The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs: 10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock." 9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?" 8. "Cumin here often?" 7. "How do you like your...

Canary42

Beware British Gas.

In spite of the fact that I have used no gas for many years now, British Gas recently saw fit to send me a bill for over £350. After much hassle they eventually admitted the error and apologised. But...

emmie

Exploding Pavements

not content with sinkholes, now exploding pavements, not the first according to the news. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26229851...

Psybbo

Right You Lot

I'm not grumpy and I'd like to see some fun on here again, so as Delia said Let's be having you!

berniecuddles

Lurpak This Made Me Laugh!

http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w550/berniecuddles/1625475_370217409787830_961526454_n_zps269f6eb2.jpg...

Spoonboy

Taking The Plunge

Hello one and all. As someone who cannot swim very well (about five yards before I am like a fish with a brick in my mouth) I admire people who take to water quite easily. On a random note, I feel...

Steve.5

Are The Floods Of England The Work Of Gods Anger?

What have they done to deserve such torment and heartache ?

berniecuddles

Horrible Day Today!

been a horrible day today I'm the cleaning supervisor at work had a phone call and had to to tell a young girl to go home as her father was at the doctors and as he was there had a heart attack and...

B00

We're Being Published!!!

Well Mini Boo is! One of her short stories is to be published in a short stories collection, im so proud of her I could burst!!! http://i57.tinypic.com/2v0o16t.jpg...

emmie

Who Says The Pope Doesn't

have a sense of humour, http://www.ndtv.com/article/world/pope-as-superman-vatican-tweets-graffiti-of-hero-pontiff-476653...

EDDIE51

Sex Change

A man goes into hospital to have a sex change operation.After the surgery his mates come to visit him. 1st mate asks ''how are you?'' Patient replies '' ok but it was very painful'' 2nd mate says'' I...

berniecuddles