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Christmas Surprise

Daughter and s-I-l in the kitchen about to put Camembert in the oven, opened the pot they had bought to discover an empty Camembert Baker. The look on their faces, priceless!

jourdain2

Today's By-Election

This seems to have slipped into nothingness. I hesitate to post because I can't do links; but there has been a by-election today, which, until the other day, occupied a lot of thought, and debate....

janbee

Happy St Andrew's Day

Happy St Andrew's day to all my fellow Scots. After yesterday's wonderful victory in Ghent, maybe the "Andrew" should be Murray....

marval

I Was

I was in the pub last night and saw this man throwing darts. Every time they wouldn't sink into the board. I thought to myself - that’s pointless....

Hypognosis

Ta-Ta To Tata Steel

Breaking news on BBC, now. Another closure. I searched AB before posting and found this thread, which says far more than I ever could....

Togo

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of war...

Ann

Disrespect .......

I find it utterly dispicable and disrespectful that Jeremy Corbyn refused to sing the National Anthem today at the 75th Anniversary of the Battle of Britain service. Disrespectful not only to our...

Hypognosis

Rupert Branching Out Into Oil Drilling?

Well, well, well. Dick Cheney, with the stash of cash he got from making weapons for the US to fight in Kuwait/Iraq/Afghanistan plans to drill... the Golan Heights??? J Rothschild and Rupert Murdoch...

-SharonA-

Brussel Spouts - Love Em Or Hate Em?

Mr A has just caught sight of me topping and tailing my sprouts and given me a firm warning to make sure none ends up on his plate!!! Me, I love em!! What about you????...

jennyjoan

Just Refused

Yesterday after a day of being cooped up I decided to face the all seasons we get in one day. I bought myself a picnic - small fish and chips with Fanta. Took Maxie to the local park at a sunny bench....

Shaglene

Antiques Roadshow.............

Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow ”Ooh!” said the presenter. “This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers, taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of...

mikey4444

Best Answer

I have tried to give BA to a thread for about 3 hours now, and I keep getting this :::: "We'll be back as soon as possible. If you can't wait, why not chat with us and other AnswerBank members on our...

joggerjayne

Outrageous Fabricated Seagull Scare Story

This is getting ridiculous. On the front page of the Daily Star today is a dramatic story about The Great British Bake Off being disrupted by aggressive seagulls. But, if you stand in the newsagents...

yogi-bear

Bear With Me

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking down at his feet, "I...

dibble1

Air Con

My air con keeps running after I've stopped, turned off the engine and locked up in this heat. Today for nearly 3 mins after stopping. Is this normal or another bill to look forward to? Many thanks....

Stephen_G

Funny School Answerphone Message

t'is true, apparently

Canary42

Why Do Female Black Widow Spiders Kill The Males After Mating ?

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating ? To stop the snoring before it starts....

Barquentine

Nitrogen Dioxide Levels In London

Is it true that London has the highest Nitrogen dioxide and particulates levels in the world (or was that just Oxford St?) - and that it has killed 40,000 Londoners in the last year? Diane Abbott has...

Hypognosis

Why Are Energy Companies Still Caning The Poorest In Society?

A rep appeared on BBC Breakfast just now and has any amount of justification for why direct debit customers should pay £80 per year less than coin-meter customers. He steered clear of admitting that...

joggerjayne

Classic F M Hall Of Fame Aaaaaaaaagghhhhhh !!!!!

What the ... Lark Ascending is Nr.1 again in the Classic FM Hall Of Fame. Come on !! ... Recount !! Okay, it's not a "terrible" tune, but ... Number One ? Really ?? To make things worse, I've just...

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Christmas Surprise

Today's By-Election

Happy St Andrew's Day

I Was

Ta-Ta To Tata Steel

England Vs Australia.

Disrespect .......

Rupert Branching Out Into Oil Drilling?

Brussel Spouts - Love Em Or Hate Em?

Just Refused

Antiques Roadshow.............

Best Answer

Outrageous Fabricated Seagull Scare Story

Bear With Me

Air Con

Funny School Answerphone Message

Why Do Female Black Widow Spiders Kill The Males After Mating ?

Nitrogen Dioxide Levels In London

Why Are Energy Companies Still Caning The Poorest In Society?

Classic F M Hall Of Fame Aaaaaaaaagghhhhhh !!!!!

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