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sunny-dave

Unhappy Feeling

I'm not a big one for introspection - but today I'm feeling decidedly maudlin. Not for myself, but because I'm now exactly the same age that my Dad was when he died. Comparing my happiness (and the...
16:47 Tue 12th Feb 2019115 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:30 Wed 13th Feb 2019
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retrocop

The National Australian Poetry Final

On the day of the Poetry final the two finalists were a graduate from the University of New South Wales and a bumpkin from the outback. Their final task was to compose a poem lasting no more than 20...
12:00 Mon 11th Feb 20195 answers, last by Patsy33 15:58 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Canary42

More Dumb Crooks

From BBC Hampshire: Report of 2 cars involved in “crash for cash” in Bicester. Unfortunately for one driver they tried to do it to an unmarked police car. Drivers arrested in Langford Village....
13:30 Fri 08th Feb 201910 answers, last by gingejbee 17:32 Fri 08th Feb 2019
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Canary42

Selfish Immigrant Driver

Selfish immigrant driver collides with car, turns over his Range Rover. Should he be banned from UK driving now?...
19:55 Thu 17th Jan 20199 answers, last by shoota 20:40 Thu 17th Jan 2019
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Atheist

Do You Think That Lot Was Right To Offer His Daughters To The Men Who Wanted To Know The Angels?

(Genesis 8:1-5) (KJ version) And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the...
19:38 Sat 08th Dec 201812 answers, last by Atheist 21:05 Fri 22nd Feb 2019
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Trevilino

Good News For Insomniacs

Some good news for insomniacs..... It's only four sleeps till Christmas!
18:13 Thu 06th Dec 20189 answers, last by simrangoyal 08:27 Fri 07th Dec 2018
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Canary42

Joe Public's Humour

I am frequently impressed by online comments from Joe Public. Here is the latest which appeared on a BBC site after team selection had been announced for tonight's match. "Looking at the Man Utd team,...
19:22 Wed 05th Dec 20184 answers, last by saurabh123123 09:51 Thu 06th Dec 2018
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marval

Lost Search

I bought my dog a new ‘anti-ageing’ dog lead. He’s got a new leash of life. My doctor told me I have got Puzzle Disease. Apparently I’m riddled with it. I just made an apple and blackberry...
14:18 Sun 04th Nov 20184 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 17:42 Sun 04th Nov 2018
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marval

Lidl

Lidl are said to be extremely worried about the release of M&S Value products. They say it might affect the sales of their premium range....
20:57 Fri 26th Oct 20183 answers, last by Tilly2 18:43 Sat 27th Oct 2018
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Spicerack

This Man Went To The Pub...

He didn't speak to anybody and then went home to bed.
14:30 Fri 26th Oct 201824 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:40 Fri 26th Oct 2018
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Patsy33

Two Doctors..

A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings...
11:48 Tue 02nd Oct 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 18:00 Wed 03rd Oct 2018
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kuulteach

Birthday Present For 4 Yr Old Grand Daughter

Any suggestions don,t want to buy big plastic junk ... can,t be anything too big or fiddly silly bits as quite rightly my daughter says it will stay in my house ...help please . She has an older...
20:22 Wed 18th Jul 201815 answers, last by kuulteach 21:30 Tue 24th Jul 2018
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Canary42

How Can You Do This By Accident ?

Can somebody explain to me how you can get through a canal lock without closing one set of paddles before exit (the upper set if locking down, the lower set if locking up). Opening both must surely be...
17:20 Wed 18th Jul 201816 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:44 Wed 18th Jul 2018
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Tashi

Hi,

Just got home fron a two week residential course at a Cambridge Uni. It was lovely driving along the Seafront, Sea like a millpond, blue skies, gorgeous. Don't know what anyone else is doing but I am...
17:05 Fri 29th Jun 201818 answers, last by Tashi 23:21 Sat 18th Aug 2018
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QuestionsOfLife

Help Me Create A Theory About How Life Was Made

I was wondering if anyone could add on to this theory that I created a few minutes ago: What if life is created like a computer accept randomly like a extremely advanced computer that was created by...
21:10 Wed 20th Jun 201819 answers, last by Arksided 21:54 Wed 20th Jun 2018
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slinky.kate

Going To Fry Some Onions

I thing I will have burgers for tea,just to fry the onions and slap some cheese on top(I might go all out and toast the burger bun)
14:22 Wed 06th Jun 201820 answers, last by ummmm 08:06 Thu 07th Jun 2018
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spathiphyllum

The Park

At the park, walking the doggo Stranger: Your dog is unusual looking Me: Yeah, he's interbred... Duck: (Waddles up) I'll tell you who else is into bread...
11:17 Mon 14th May 201813 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:16 Mon 14th May 2018
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Patsy33

I Blame My Mother

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"...
11:10 Mon 23rd Apr 20188 answers, last by Voltage 19:09 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Patsy33

How Do You Plead?

In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"...
18:20 Sun 22nd Apr 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 15:25 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Fanriffic

Chicken Tonight

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Morrisons but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?' The...
19:09 Tue 10th Apr 20186 answers, last by Fanriffic 20:01 Tue 10th Apr 2018

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