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William51

Doctor, Doctor.

Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
17:34 Sun 31st Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 09:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Buenchico

And Jesus Said To His Disciples . . .

. . . “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to...
21:10 Tue 26th Jul 202240 answers, last by Peter Pedant 11:22 Wed 27th Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw....
07:35 Thu 30th Jun 202211 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:33 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over. I said "You've given me one too many" He replied "That one is a freebie"...
06:47 Wed 29th Jun 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I once worked for a lift company. The job had its ups and downs....
07:22 Sat 28th May 202212 answers, last by mallyh 11:43 Sat 28th May 2022
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Barquentine

Excessive Legal Fees

If a solicitors firm is recovering a debt for its client by enforcing a charge on a property and the debtor is responsible for that firm's costs, can that firm charge what look like excessive legal...
07:47 Fri 13th May 20225 answers, last by Barquentine 06:31 Fri 20th May 2022
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naomi24

The Bbc Cancels Henry Viii

Henry VIII, arguably the most well-known British monarch in history, and certainly one of the longest reigning and most influential to British culture, will be skipped over in a new BBC history...
13:30 Thu 31st Mar 202240 answers, last by William51 17:14 Mon 04th Apr 2022
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brian j john

The Baftas

What an awful night , Rebel Wilson is about as funny as toothache . Shirley Bassey was the best part of the show...
10:41 Mon 14th Mar 20229 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:33 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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ToraToraTora

Nice Drop Of Gold Watch.........

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-60303906...
15:51 Wed 09th Feb 202228 answers, last by mushroom25 10:02 Thu 10th Feb 2022
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abbeyleigh

Which Job Should I Go For?

I'm having a dilemma right now with job basically I've just got a receptionist job full time Monday to Friday it's a temp for 4 weeks but could go permanent but also been offered one in McDonald's I...
18:13 Fri 24th Sep 202110 answers, last by gnezdavrukavah 14:11 Thu 25th May 2023
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ToraToraTora

There's No Pleasing Some!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-58387017 Getting into bed with the weird beards hasn't impressed Greta!...
09:12 Tue 31st Aug 202157 answers, last by AZardoz 03:29 Thu 02nd Sep 2021
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Bramleyboy

Petrol In A Diesel Car?

My diesel car was about ¾ full. I went to get petrol for my lawnmower and without thinking, topped up my tank! Not knowing I drove home the 4 miles and then it hit me! Why wife will kill me!! What do...
20:16 Thu 12th Aug 202115 answers, last by theshedman 13:11 Fri 13th Aug 2021
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William51

Doctor-Doctor.

" Doctor- Doctor sometimes a feel like a pair of curtains". "Pull yourself together". "Doctor- Doctor sometimes i feel like a tepee and sometimes like a wigwam". " You are two tents"...
15:32 Fri 18th Jun 202115 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:01 Fri 18th Jun 2021
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postman44

Physical Abuse

Have been talking to a lady on a dating site. Who has come out of an abusive marriage of 19.years. wants to meet me. ? unsure of what to do.
17:51 Wed 02nd Jun 202133 answers, last by Sqad 09:30 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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ToraToraTora

Question For Anneasquith....

why do you find it amusing that I played rugby in Scotland?
15:28 Sun 09th May 202140 answers, last by gulliver1 22:15 Sun 09th May 2021
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Canary42

I've Joined The Plastic Surgery Patient's Society

I've joined the Plastic Surgery Patient's Society and met lots of new faces....
22:16 Tue 04th May 20219 answers, last by NananNegain 10:37 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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Canary42

Sacked

I got fired from my job because I kept asking customers whether they preferred Smoking or Non-Smoking. Apparently the correct terms I should have used were cremation or burial....
15:32 Sun 18th Apr 20216 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:37 Mon 19th Apr 2021
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nailit

Self Righteous Religionists, Just Gotta Love Em Eh?

My sons G/F is pregnant. Her Uncle is a pastor. He's just stated that the baby (my grandson) is a product of sin. You just got to love these people of faith havnt you? Dick!!...
20:34 Thu 11th Feb 2021323 answers, last by Theland 22:29 Sat 27th Feb 2021
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Bobbisox1

Vaccine Here I Come

12th Feb and 3rd of May Bring it on :0)...
17:14 Wed 03rd Feb 202178 answers, last by emmie 15:50 Thu 04th Feb 2021
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Peter Pedant

Institut Pasteur Gives Up On Its Covid Vaccine

ello readeeeeers ! Monsewer Macron here: mon dieu it looks as tho the institut pasteur has geeven up on its own vaccine for Covid 19...
16:37 Mon 25th Jan 202122 answers, last by jno 21:47 Mon 25th Jan 2021

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