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Do You Have A Favourite Type Of Bean?

Mine would be butter beans. They have a slightly floury texture so maybe not to everyone's taste.

A Tale

A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...

Barmaid

25 years ago, I'd just be getting ready to go out. Very high heels were always part of the attire. I had some wicked shoes. Now I am curled up on the sofa in a comfy cardy and jeans wanting to go... ...

winstonmin

Robot Polisher

I keep looking for a home robot floor polisher and there doesn't appear to be anything available. There are small robot vacuum cleaners, mops etc, but the only robot polishers are industrial size... ...

Hazlinny

Clue Chain 3

Miser has kindly asked me to start Chain 3 so here goes ... The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home-made clue which everybody is invited to solve. The poster who solves the... ...

Barmaid

House Martins, Swallow And Other Incomers

Seen or heard any yet? Not seen any house Martins, swallow or swifts nor heard a cuckoo yet (Mr BM thought he heard one about 10 days ago). Seem late this year.

naomi24

Can’t Log In

Desktop - Chrome. Anyone else having problems?

Canary42

How Do You State The Time ?

Arising as a result of something which arose in the Cluechain thread, it got me wondering how you express the time (say someone stops you in the street and asks you). You check your digital watch... ...

JinnyJoan

Maxie

I haven't changed anything ie food, drink but he is farting quite a bit and a little smelly. I just wonder what is wrong.

Han-Valen

This Is Not A 'Dad' Joke.

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of... ...

Chipchopper

Book Tital

Grow your own BY Al lotment

Canary42

Is It Legal ?

Is motorbike racing and/or rallying on public roads against the law. I thought it was but for the last half hour the noisy beggars have been streaming past my house.

DTCwordfan

Another Priceless Tipping Point Royal One

To be fair, the contestant said that she pressed the wrong button but would have got it wrong anyway....the studio reduced to wetting themselves with laughter. The Question: King George III was the... ...

barry1010

I've Got The Workmen In!

It's not a euphemism. They've been here since 8 and not used the loo. How do they do it?

henrys202020

Joke

2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...

Mike25

Neighbours Log Cabin Beside My Wobbly Tree

My neighbour bought a new log cabin and had it installed right beside our property line and a tree that if fell would destroy his cabin. I assume if it falls I'll have to pay for the damage?... ...

naomi24

Will You Be Getting Any Gesture Eggs This Easter?

A Cadbury store has been criticised by a Christian campaign group for advertising chocolate Easter eggs as "gesture" eggs. //According to the Daily Telegraph, the shop in Springfields Outlet in... ...

Henry1865

Very Old B&W Tv Film

Maybe 50+ years ago, a very engaging film about monks who became involved in gambling which was acted entirely in mime, except for a very few words at the end. Any ideas abut its title?

sandyRoe

If The Asteroid Hadn't Wiped Out The Dinosaurs All Those Years Ago...

...what would the world be like now? Would they have evolved into intelligent lizard people?

kitty2003

Aerobatics Display

aerobatics display (7) Thanks in advance

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