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Hi, my 3 yr old terrier has just started grinding his teeth, it sounds like he is gnawing a bone but he is actually grinding his teeth, he`s never done this before, any suggestions?
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Why do the perfume and aftershave ads make no sense whatsoever? Why do GMTV hve 2 Xmas trees? Why do they cook Xmas dinners on daytime TV shows? And why do they advise people how to prepare for their...
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Why do they have to have Mike "Porky" Parry and Andy "Listen" Townsend doing topical debates? Parry just talks total bullsh!t just to get people ringing in only for Townsend to cut...
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Go and see A Christmas Carol in 3D, absolutely fab, although take your own food and drink, it cost more than the bloody tickets!!
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She`s had a bad time since her infamous wedding pics where she and hubby Grant Bovey posed with chocolate bars in a celeb magazine which was paying for her £500,000 wedding She has said that...
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Carol, Film, Food, Present, Memory, Wish,...
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Couple in bed, wife is asleep and hubby is reading, every so often he puts his hands under the duvet and touches her fanny, after a while she whips her nightie off and says.."come on then..enough...
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I`m sure that when the car came to a halt on top of the crash barrier both of them were still concious and had the look of of "Phew...that was close"...then, somehow the car rolled over onto...
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I was walking past a mental hospital today and heard the inmates shouting.... "13...13....13...13" Eager to find out what was going on I tried to jump up and take a peek over the fence, the...
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You still about?
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Marriage counsellor says to the couple.... "Tell me something both of you have in common" After a long awkward silence the husband says... "Neither of us sucks c0ck"...
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An elderly man is on his deathbed, although he knows the end is near his senses are suddenly aroused by a wonderful aroma, He realises his loving wife of 50 years is baking his favourite cake, He...
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When your tax is due to run out you get a reminder from the DVLA, if you do not renew your tax and continue driving the car how long do you get before you get a fine and how much is it?
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Old MacDonald had Tourettes, E - I -E - I - F**k...
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Ice Cream, Swear word,(stars accepted) Song, Item of Clothing, Wedding song, Funeral song, Meal, Drink, Celeb, Film...
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Stereophonics or Manic Street Preachers, Elvis or Cliff, Blur or Oasis, Happy Mondays or Stone Roses, Stevie Wonder Or Michael Jackson, Lennon or Macca, Yoko or Linda, Sex Pistols or The Clash,...
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Facebook or Friends Reunited, New AB or Old AB, Cinema or DVD, Radio or Ipod, Heads or Tails, Evens or Odds, Countdown..watch it or watch it and play along, Stella or Normal Lager, Labour or...
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Yes or No
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The Celebrity who raped Jordan....... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/245/516803103_4d85de29d7.jpg...

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