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emmie
between, babies behind bars, embarrasing fat bodies, Help i caught it abroad2, or kill it, cut it, use it, some of the more tasty morsels for your delectation on tv this lovely evening. I wonder where...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....-border-controls.html We can't stop them from coming into the UK even though they are banned....
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mrs_overall
Mine is one of the sleaziest pubs in town - no fancy drinks, ice, lemon etc. The landlord makes Basil Fawlty look magnanimous and it was last decorated circa 1990...but the characters that frequent it...
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smurfchops
I can hear thunder in the distance ... in deepest surrey ....
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Barmaid
The other night I was watching tv and some ads came on - there were two that struck me, both for deoderant. One bragged of 48 hour protection and the other of 72 hour protection. Why would anyone need...
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Bobbisox
It's raining here and the smell of the BQ is all around, don't we go mad when the sun shines? they may be posh though and have a Chiminee and a marquee.....
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docspock
A very good morning each and everyone,just woke up and it is a lovely sunny morning. Not like me to be up so early, anyone else enjoying this beautiful morning ?...
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R1Geezer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13913251 Is Miliband getting the reds out from under the bed?...
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DINO1974
1. JULIE ANDREWS. 2. ELLA FITZGERALD. 3. ROSEMARY CLOONEY. 4. DORIS DAY. 5. CONNIE FRANCIS. 6. BARBRA STREISAND. 7. JUDY GARDLAND. 8. BILLIE HOLIDAY. 9. PEGGY LEE. 10. LIZA MINNELLI. 11. PATTI PAGE....
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DINO1974
1. THE ANDREW SISTERS. 2. THE CHORDETTES. 3. THE MC GUIRE SISTERS. 4. THE BOSWELL SISTERS....
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mrs_overall
He has a short fuse and dislikes tourists. Yesterday a Hooray Henry ordered a G&T. He looked at this drink and asked for a slice of lemon. The landlord glared at him and uttered the immortal line...
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dixieland
How does Izzie get her wheechair in and out of Roy's Rolls with the partition wall right at the door also there are stairs into the cafe?
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quizbuff
a blossom of love
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icemaiden
http://www.dailymail....-soar-31-degrees.html...
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bernied
22ac. expression in words (9) S-A-E-E-- ? 20d. chew and swallow (3) E--? thanks...
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DrFilth
it has started to rain in droylsden . . . it has cooled down just nice :)...
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dotty.
1) I could afford a bottle of Bacardi 2) Garth rang up with complementary tickets for his show 3) I hadn't run out of proper coffee...
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docspock
Drink of tea, a fag or two.rum n coke for me. It is so nice when neughbours call round for a natter....
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emmie
you wondered where your marbles went. I did, one day trying to get rid of some letters, lazy me, not getting the shredder out of the cupboard, so put them in a bucket, set light, which then proceeded...
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suebinn1
Sorry forgot to put letters ????U? ??W??? cold water pump could almost make bathroom drier...

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