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Fao Tilly2.

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Bill's Birthday...

- A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna....

albaqwerty

Pleasant Bus Journey Today.

The bus drivers were nice and cheery, but my gosh, little 'uns chatter non-stop. Do they ever come up for air? :-) It made a nice change from girning little darlings....

moonraker558

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter....

TWR

Have you.

Had an Exciting day? what have you been up to?

Psybbo

FAO Excelsior-1

I'm so glad you have got sorted, you would have been badly missed xx

NoMercy

The Sunday Dinner/Lunch Thread

We're having roast beef and Yorkshire Pud, roasties, parsnips, carrots, broccoli, cabbage, carrots and peas. To accompany, a Californian Petit Sirah. How about you?...

queenofmean

Arrrghhhhhhhhh.....

....why the f*** do spanners always find there way into the works

hc4361

Chips

Why do people think that me opening a bag of chips is an open invitation for them to help themselves? Drives me mad, it does....

sunny-dave

are you a witch ... ?

Check whether you would have been liable to be accused of witchcraft : http://www.historyextra.com/witchtest Apparently I would :+)...

marval

Balls

A Jewish family invited their gentile neighbours for holiday dinner. The first course was set in front of them and the Jewish couple announced, "This is matzoh ball soup." On seeing the 2...

marval

Join

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled...

Tilly2

F.O.A. Tonyav

HI Tony, just seen your question about the radiator. I tried to bleed it and it just went 'puff. Then i fiddled with the bottom valves and something happened and it was leaking and we couldn't stop...

Jemisa

65 years ago...

65 Years Ago. ........................................... A little old lady from Somerset had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and...

josaphine32

When will it stop raining

I wanted to go out to do a bit of chrimbo shopping, The roads have been continually flooded all week, Is it Cold, Wet, & Miserable, where you live?...

getonwithit

Am so distraught

Someone ripped the wipers and side mirror of my classic Cadillac last night I have kept the car on the street the last 7 years, for six months of the year It's in a garage ,who would do something so...

nungate

Mad Over Fifties Club

Time again for Nungate Towers to throw open it's doors and welcome all you Mad over fifties. Tonight we shall be having a bonfire party out in the courtyard with fireworks galore and a barbeque!...

wildwood

Irish Fire Insurance

A man and his wife moved back home to Cork, from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency...

albaqwerty

Jam Doughnut Dilemma

Just spotted the last one, which is a surprise as I would have thought the rest of the alba's would have scoffed it. Do I eat it now or hide it for later?...

excelsior-1

st ives (cambs) christmas lights quiz

good evening folks. on behalf of myself and the town manager, i would like to thank all those of you who purchased and returned a copy of the tv anagrams quiz - to raise funds for the christmas...

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